This one time though me and my mom went to the bar and I was trying to have her hook up by the end of the night. I could tell this old hot guy was digging her so I was like kiss me to her cause guys like lesbian kissing and we made out for like 5 seconds he ended up sending us drinks to our table and sent his number with the drinks
No, I ration it based on how well my mother has been. If she's been pretty cool that day, she'll get a goodnight kiss on the forehead. If she was kinda annoying, then she gets a hug. If she was really bad, then all she gets is a terse "Goodnight."