NOTE: THIS WEEK'S JUDGES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
Paris Hilton: RickToTheT (from ATRL)
Simon Cowell: j0rdan (from idolforums.com)
Miss Cleo: smartah (me)
Welcome everyone to The AbsoluteTRL Redux. We have the top 8 ready to sing their hearts out tonight! Last week's show was pretty rough. Very few of our contestants chose very good songs, and we had to say good bye to Nick Lachey and Ryan Cabrera.
[Audience Boos]
Yes, but someone had to go!

So this week, our theme is Songs from the Billboard Top 10 of Any Chart. The song had to be from the chart like two weeks ago, but we'll just pretend it didn't take so long to do the show! lol
We have the same three judges this week as we did last week! Everyone welcome our judges: Miss Cleo, Paris Hilton, and Simon Cowell!
[Audience Cheers]
Miss Cleo: Miss Cleo be readin' the tarot cards, baby. The cards are showing there is gonna be a good show tonight, darlin'.
Simon Cowell: I agree, this show is going to be better. The theme is a bit easier. America will have a hard choice tonight!
Paris Hilton: That's hot.
Me: Let's get on with the show, shall we?
First up, singing Bad Day by Daniel Powter is...
CHESTER BENNINGTON
[Audience cheers for Chester's song]
Paris Hilton: I think this was a hot song choice and you're definitely making me want to make you have a good day *wink wink* hehe.... you did a really good job.
Simon Cowell: I LOVED it. You are different, and you put your own twist to it. Amazing.
Miss Cleo: Awww aren't you a sweetie? You did great tonight, darlin'. Just like teh moon card predicted!
Chester: Thank you, judges!
Chris: And thank you for singing, Chester! Great job.
Up next on the ATRL Redux, we have, singing Black Horse and a Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
[Audience Cheers]
Paris Hilton: Is there such thing as oversinging a song...? The song is simple and you made it your own thats defenitly a good thing, although it may have been a little overdone. VERY nice job, though!
Simon Cowell: Amazing. Just amazing. Really great song choice for you, and you are this competition's frontrunner.
Miss Cleo: Miss Cleo agrees with de other judges, babycakes. You were delightful!
Christina: Thank you! *blushes*
Me: Thanks for performing, doll!
Up next is....
KELLY CLARKSON! She will be singing Be Without You by Mary J Blige.
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
Paris Hilton: Sorry, Kelly, but that wasn't my favorite perfomance of yours... I wasnt feeling anything off of your performance... I'm sorry, you looked hot though, as always.
Simon Cowell: Kelly, I think this was a really bad song choice for you. It just didn't work at all.
Miss Cleo: Kelly, that could have been much better. Your voice did not fit that song at all, and the tarot cards are not very happy about this one. Your voice is GREAT! But you should have picked a much better song than that one. Sorry baby.
Kelly Clarkson: Well, thank you for your comments!
Me: Thank you Kelly for singing.