After having sex with Cherry. Dian's mother called her saying, "I need a man, NOW!". Diana was left in panic! She didn't get any money from Cherry because all the coins fell into his vagina and now her mother has another problem.
Let's make a new story entitled "SpongeBob's 18th Birthday"
SpongeBob is turning 18 today and he was obnoxious about his mother's gift to him.
It turned out that a ***** wasn't SpongeBob's favourite toy... It was Patricks!
Angry with his mother and her forgetfulness, he decided to teach her a lesson and pulled out the handcuffs.
It turned out that a ***** wasn't SpongeBob's favourite toy... It was Patricks!
Angry with his mother and her forgetfulness, he decided to teach her a lesson and pulled out the handcuffs.
He killed her and went to Squidward's house to have sex.
He killed her and went to Squidward's house to have sex.
Squidward was expecting SpongeBob and was laying provocatively on his couch. SpongeBob said nothing - he merely bent over, ready to accept Squidward's nose.
Squidward was expecting SpongeBob and was laying provocatively on his couch. SpongeBob said nothing - he merely bent over, ready to accept Squidward's nose.
He realized that Squidward's nose wasn't a ***** either.
Yet he got the pleasure of his life.
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Originally posted by Jack.
Squidward was expecting SpongeBob and was laying provocatively on his couch. SpongeBob said nothing - he merely bent over, ready to accept Squidward's nose.
Spongebob quickly left and went to The Krusty Crab's Stripper Club
SpongeBitch replies "Yes. But what's the safe word?"
Squidward tells him that the only way for the pleasure to stop is to recite 17 compliments (IN ORDER) to Squidward.