[Toya]

Originally posted by wesleywalrus

Even if you won, where the hell do you redeem it? If someone knows you won, you bet your ass you're gonna get jumped or shot.

A lottery claim center. There's one right by my house.

[Jezang Looz]

I feel like throwing up. $1.3B is just way too high idgi

[TMTURKEY]

Originally posted by wesleywalrus

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

whats that...

[KitKat]

Originally posted by wesleywalrus

Even if you won, where the hell do you redeem it? If someone knows you won, you bet your ass you're gonna get jumped or shot.

This is actually the plot of a low key funny movie:

[Cheetos]

I got 3 white numbers and the powerball so I got a 100 bucks!

[Haus]

Originally posted by TMTURKEY

someone who's already rich defnately is going to win the jackpot they have enough money to guess every combination of numbers to win

You would have to buy 292 million tickets at $2 each. Even at $1.3 billion, you would be breaking even or maybe making <$50 million after taxes

Originally posted by TMTURKEY

whats that...

The most lucky set of numbers ever.

[Beatfreak]

Mess no one got it?

[Marvin]

Originally posted by Katie

This is actually the plot of a low key funny movie:

I remember this movie

[Toya]

Originally posted by Cheetos

I got 3 white numbers and the powerball so I got a 100 bucks!

Yaaaaay congrats!

[J a y]

Ridiculous.

UK just broke records with its jackpot and rules meant that the next in line would be awarded instead of a rollover.

It's the largest win in history, shared between two winners (next largest in 1996) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35265269

[umich]

Originally posted by Beatfreak

Mess no one got it?

California has confirmed that no one in their state hit the jackpot, so that's 1/44 states so far

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Lemme stick to local lotteries for now

Though I heard Illinois hasn't been paying their winners since we're BROKE

[KitKat]

Originally posted by Marvin

I remember this movie

I die at Loretta Devine as Grandma

[LadyGagaStan93]

Originally posted by umich

Sorry y'all, false alarm. The news station deleted their tweet.

Honestly, the official numbers for whether someone has won or not usually don't come in until a bit later.

[Soapysteven]

Originally posted by umich

Sorry y'all, false alarm. The news station deleted their tweet.

what was the alarm?

[Toya]

Originally posted by Katie

Don't the numbers on the ticket always appear in order, too?

Girl I dunno I never play the lottery

[Sunshine.]

Originally posted by Thor

You can choose to remain anonymous.

In only 6 states

We getting into dangerous territory now. Like you can bet your ass drug dealers, gangs, mafia families, corporations, and the Rothschilds are playing now.

Ugh. And they're probably buying tickets by the but load.

Instead of one huge winner (who'll be running for the rest of his life), they should increase the chances of winning by about 200,000,000 times more so more people get a peace of the pie. AND it doesn't attract huge players. No one ever thinks about the little guy.

[Toxicity.]

My entire office crowd bought tickets for this round. I bet they're gonna go apeshit next round and buy even more.

[Hey Gurl Hey]

Originally posted by Cheetos

I got 3 white numbers and the powerball so I got a 100 bucks!

yayyy

[Ascension]

I would immediately change my name/contact info if they required you allow your name to be published to claim the money. F that. "Cousins" I haven't seen since No, No, No was charting trying to track me down and ****. No ma'am.