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Originally posted by mrmikefern
Obviously the only acceptable way to celebrate Madonna's birthday is to have knock down drag out sex and pummel someone's existence until you both lie in quivering satisfied heaps. But I'm a virgin with no sex life in sight. Should I kill myself? 
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I can't possibly believe you're telling the truth about being a virgin

Sis, didn't the Queen teach you one thing or two herself??
In times like these, I wish Mother Superior hadn't been banned
