6. EDWARD (Master Shake)
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:meatwad:. :frylock: . :shake: !
Edward and I have had a falling out of sorts (remember the game Duck Hunt? Well ...), but he is arguably the patron saint of ATRL. Who else can listen to almost nothing but terrible music? (He would be the one who knows when Lisa Marie Presley's new album is coming out, or if Rachel Stevens has a new contract.) Who else can watch almost nothing but terrible television? (WWE. That's all?) And still be the cockiest mofo to ever walk this server?
Edward ****in Morris.
Always loud, always brash, always opnionated (even when he was wrong!) , Ed was perhaps the first poster to really speak out about anything and everything he took umbrage to. If you pissed him off, you were going to hear about it - and if you two had a fight, chances are you'd give up from exhaustion.
And, sometimes, he managed to make that seem charming.
Best Moment: His TRL Recaps. Still the king - you other girls could never.