WHAT? She looked her absolute WORST during Hard Candy.
And don't forget this (iconic) one:
Her candids are revolting from every era all the way back to her first album so that iconic candid doesn't count towards HCs flawless Madonna faces. Her last era to ever look slightly human
Fadga's body isn't feminine at all.
Cottage cheese everywhere.
The flabbiest arms ever.
Those flapjacks seem to have fed hippos for years.
No chin.
Toucan nose.
She looks like she could choke a ram with her thighs alone. And then eat it raw with her bare manhands.
