Someone's getting fired. Not least because of the contents itself, but the fact that this informal footage could be released for public viewing without being screened by the photoshop experts in Bey's #WhatIsPretty team first.
I'm a romantic. I believe in the beginning Bernie's manly jawline made Jay's **** stand to attention. Like any Grindr relationship ya'll know there's the first few weeks where nothing can go wrong, where you just wanna go down the club and show off your new meat to your queeny friends to hiss at, where you wanna collect Facebook likes for changing your relationship status.
Then you find out the cracks. Bernie leaving his ass hair down the plug. Jay always wanting to be on top. Seeing the Filipino poolboy scamper out the steam room at 4am.
Solunge had enough of the mess. Blo deserved a decent home or a seat on next flight home to Nicaragua. Enough that she had two daddies but not two daddies that can't get along.
