"This is *insert very important news anchor here* and we have shocking news, it seems that we've spotted sasha on her way to what it seems..a local dumpster throwing in 4 bags...body size trashbags
She was recently being held in a heavy top security ceil under the ocean for her 2008/2009 crimes that included slaying everything on billboard avenue.
This is a disaster and we have top security agencies out scouting around out for her.
We do not know what she has done with beyonce as of yet though. But police have come up with a theory that beyonce knowles has joined this psychotically fierce killer of careers this time as she escapes to do some damage.
Oh-OH! we have UPDATED INFORMATION! we have found a body of a superstar that has come in contact with Sasha FIerce.. jesus christ...this scene is just horrid...
If any of you see this woman:
Call in to the national guard service IMMEDIATELY! i repeat if anyone sees this woman call the national guard or army immediately!