Bryan, I like some of your posts but lets not do too much to become Nicole 2.0 to be seen as less delusional than the rest of us. We know that Gaga is musically irrelevant ATM (on iTunes, radio etc) but you can't deny that she isn't generally relevant (weight gain, headlines about tweets etc, huge ticket sales despite the BTW era). And yes, every celebrity has a fragrance but Gaga's outsold all of those fragrances in it's first week
If you doubt Gaga that much, just walk the walk and do what Nicole did, it's probably better for you than knit picking every aspect of Gaga's career.