I saw this on tumblr
A conversation with Kelly Clarkson:
Me: Hey Kell, do you want a bite of-
Kelly Clarkson: Texting the same person all day and never getting bored because you like them that much
Me: What? No, Kelly I just thought you might-
Kelly Clarkson: I do have a new boyfriend.
Me: That's not what...
Kelly Clarkson: I've got a man.
Me: Kelly.
Kelly Clarkson: Makes me want to call my man.
Me:
Kelly Clarkson:
Me:
Kelly Clarkson:
Me:
Kelly Clarkson: Not a lesbian.
