[URBAN]

When is this due?

I'll just do it now.

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by URBAN

When is this due?

I'll just do it now.

20 hours (?) I think

[Jackson]

This is a challenge where quick links would have been extremely helpful

[wesleywalrus]

mess why did i try to get back in the game

[Lukey]

I'll be a bear if a bear wants to drop out (:

[Legend E]

I just lost everything


You don't even know how much I hate this round I feel like I'm trying too hard

[Legend E]

ok I rewrote them in like 5 minutes and I feel that they're better than the ones I've spent like 20 minutes on (bc of the characters limit), but I'm still gonna suck

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by SorryI'mLuke

I'll be a bear if a bear wants to drop out (:

You'll never be a bear

[Dessy Fenix]

So...

[URBAN]

JPOW please tell me you got my PM, I got 522'd in the process of sending and Idk if it went through.

[jpow]

Sorry I got eliminated in Reddit's LSFYL tonight, I'm a little down and ATRL is super down that's why it's taking me so long.

Bears

Originally posted by mxtthewdelrey

TWITTER

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

@Jackson:

@wesleywalrus:

@mxtthewdelrey

Originally posted by Jackson

@bringbackthetalent

profile

follow @talent4atrl for all the latest on Jackson's campaign trail!

[jpow]

Originally posted by Diarrhoea

Task: Twitter Lashings

So, for today's task, we were supposed to provide tweets about why our fellow party members shouldn't be President. As a man of the people, I will let my Little Laxatives tell you why THEY don't think that each candidate is not deserving of this.

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First up - following his recent binge-eating which has caused starvation of millions of hungry kids in Africa, Twitter user @MensHumor presents his disgust with both URBESE's policies and his waistline.



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Secondly, the irrelevant and aesthetically-unappealing Twitter user @JeiboyATRL exposes Witch_Privilege for having less dignity than 'I Wanna See Your Pea-cock' songstress Katy Perry has Grammys.



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Up next, Obese Prostitute Natalie Rowe unironically reveals sordid details of Clueless' pornographic past.

http://i.imgur.com/fsGH14U.jpg

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Finally, in a break from the style of the previous tweets, I have decided to demonstrate the disgusting grammar of Legend E's posting style - and some people may also find the contents of this tweet morally questionable, regardless of the terrible punctuation.



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Are these cunts homosexuals who you want to be your next President? Vote for me, not these whores. My name is Diarrhoea, and I endorse this message.

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[jpow]

Otters

Originally posted by URBAN

Legend E

I am disgusted just reading Legend E's commentary ! Attacking a fellow ATRLer for his accomplishment, trying to knock him down. He has no sportsmanship and doesn't think before he speaks. Is this who you want as a leader?! We need to be UNITED, not DIVIDED! #DontVoteforE #HesAntiPEACE.


Clueless

Why vote Clueless? I mean he's *inserts ha name*. LOL! Why would you want ATRL Nation ruled by someone who's name could be used as the butt of a joke? Come on ATRL, #BeSmartDontBeClueless.

Diarrhoea

Do you want a person who can't keep calm and collected during global events? Nah to the ah to the NO NO NO. #BeATrooperDontBeAPOOPER




Witch_Privilege

Witch_Privilege is a snake! She'll rub your back, then stab it the minute you get comfortable. She's into the dark arts, would you want Azealia Banks running our nation? NO! Then why let Bruja_Privilege destroy it?! #SayNOtoTheWitch #ShesABitch!

Originally posted by Legend E

Diarrhoea

Would you be here for someone who has literally served watered poop in their debate, being unclear and misleading and who stands with flops?

URBAN

To have a president like #FAT means to have no respect for ourselves as users of ATRL. Also, is he gonna come with a clear plan? Ever?

SorryI'mLuke

Does #CluelessLuke really have any idea about what the presidential life is like? No actions, only words? Is this what you want, ATRL?

Clueless

Trying hard to be funny < being serious and responsible. Don't vote for a person who doesn't care about minorities and ****s moderators

Witch_Privilege

#WhitePrivilege should basically not be considered for the obvious reasons, right? He cares about ATRLers, but does he care about them all?

Originally posted by Clueless

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@URBAN



@LegendE



@Diarrhoea



@Witch_Privilege



@Citrus

[Marvin]

what is this

[Jackson]

^

nn that was from forever ago during Let's Spoon, I forgot to delete it

[Witch Privilege]

Oh mess. I totally forgot about this game.

Sorry jpow!

[Dessy Fenix]

Are some of these even 140 characters

[Diarrhoea]

1) some of these are NOT 140 characters dd
2) can someone tell Legend E that Luke is out

[URBAN]

Originally posted by Diarrhoea

1) some of these are NOT 140 characters dd
2) can someone tell Legend E that Luke is out

Some of us got that new twitter update.

[Clueless]