Our base is so relaxed it isn't funny. Other bases talk about touring receipts and charts while we sit here talking about cheesecake and can't be bothered to make threads (we let legendary P!nkism do all the work)
Alazy will be proud of the lazy stan base she has created.
Béthané is already in the works sis. Her reinvention is UPON us. The soccer mums won't know what hit them.
I think Beth needs to be careful though. We wouldn't want the soccer mums to have heart attacks and leave their kids motherless. Likewise, we wouldn't want her to repel her lesbian legions by talking about sex with men.
I'm still here for her lesbian homewrecker era. Probably titled 'Tear the Carpet Up' or something, an ironic reverse Gaudian expedition with a DIY theme.