[Rian.]

The feeling when you go to work without your phone

[Retro]

Originally posted by Prismatic

I hardly post in any of the hot threads (Brexit, US Election, race-related topics etc.), so most of my views come from RT.

*tries to think of another Brexit joke*

[ABEL-o-matic]

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

Didn't a cooking thread on here flopped?

These gorls, only know how to order from Chipotle.

[ABEL-o-matic]

My parents say I am terrible in gardening because almost everything I plant wither in 2 days, but they say I'm a natural cook. I should open up my own restaurant, tbh.

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by Shawn's Karpet

Unlike you i'm not 13 & this was 7-8 yrs ago.

Also, i think she was in denial @ that time. By the time i came out she was already ok with it. dd.

I remember she tried to force me out of the closet once by reading my **** history to everyone & she emphasized "Gay....."

Lord my 12 yr old self was traumatized.

I'm 16, what're you trying to say?

That isn't trying, it's just flat out outing you

Originally posted by Mettaton

I learned how to delete history and form data at 11. No way in hell was i gonna get caught.

Until I got caught with my D in my hands, but that's another story.

I just use private browsing, like the rest of the world.

[Prismy]

Originally posted by Retro

*tries to think of another Brexit joke*

[Jezang Looz]

Chef Abel cooking and cleaning daww

[Dessy Fenix]

One thing I definitely need to improve on is my burger. They're usually tasteless even though I season liberally.

[Magickarp]

i still stan Shawn we're seeing a relationship counsellor & we will make it through every couple goes through rough patches not that u would ever know

[ABEL-o-matic]

Originally posted by Jezang Looz

Chef Abel cooking and cleaning daww

Well.. Preparing myself for when R becomes the man of the house. Brushing up on my housewife skills, you know.

[ABEL-o-matic]

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

One thing I definitely need to improve on is my burger. They're usually tasteless even though I season liberally.

It's the ONE thing I get very weary of cooking, because I can't estimate if the burger is still raw and uncooked, or if it ends up overcooked.

[Shendelzare]

I wanna touch Katy's tatas

[Retro]

I learned to start using private browsing after my lovely mother decided that while I was at school, she had the right to steal my ****ing laptop and go through my history.

[Prismy]

Originally posted by Shawn's Karpet

i still stan Shawn we're seeing a relationship counsellor & we will make it through every couple goes through rough patches not that u would ever know

he's straight though?

[Lukey]

Oh my laptop at work. Feeling very slick.

However having to use my phone as my hotspot cause I forgot the wi-fi password and dont wanna ask in case I get in trouble for using it hehe... So yeah, I guess I better keep an eye on my data, hehe.

[Jezang Looz]

Hello! Mr. Radio
Got her pink tights
And her funny-money retro sound (sound)

[Magickarp]

If he wants me to be a woman, I'll get the operation for him

[ABEL-o-matic]

Originally posted by Shawn's Karpet

i still stan Shawn we're seeing a relationship counsellor & we will make it through every couple goes through rough patches not that u would ever know

He's in his overcompensating to be straight phase. He's most likely to be quite aggressive and abusive towards you since he can't seem to accept his true self.

[Dessy Fenix]

Private browser wasn't a thing when I was 13 and I didn't think about deleting history, so imagine my shock when my mother found out I was watching gay **** like a few days before Christmas.

[Prismy]

Modney Brigade Captain

who's the first mate? who's the steward? who's the janitor?