I don't care.
I'd like to make an announcement.
After my disappointing loss at the Black Star Awards that left me feeling like Katy Perry after last year's Grammys, along with Avril Lavigne's fall to irrelevance that led to her performing on Z-list show like Rachel Ray and Majors & Minors, and at locations so obscure that even Google Maps can't locate them - like the House of Blues, I would like to renounce my stanship for said artist and bid my farewell.
I can no longer stand to be in open support of an artist who has made less of a cultural impact this year than Nicole Scherdinger. I would post this message on Bandaids but the most activity going on there is the selection of their picture of the day to post on the main page, to make it look like there are actual updates on that swiftly dying forum.
I wish I could add something positive on this final message to you all, but the last few months have been as slow and as painful as Lavigne's live vocals on "Innocence" back during The Best Damn Tour. If any of you wish to contact me, you'll find me hovering around the odd Simon Curtis thread until I decide on who to stan for, for at the very least his lack of a label explains his lack of any success chart-wise.
Goodbye lullaby, and by lullaby I mean the most boring thread in the history of ATRL.