I'm a romantic. I believe in the beginning Bernie's manly jawline made Jay's **** stand to attention. Like any Grindr relationship ya'll know there's the first few weeks where nothing can go wrong, where you just wanna go down the club and show off your new meat to your queeny friends to hiss at, where you wanna collect Facebook likes for changing your relationship status.
Then you find out the cracks. Bernie leaving his ass hair down the plug. Jay always wanting to be on top. Seeing the Filipino poolboy scamper out the steam room at 4am.
Solunge had enough of the mess. Blo deserved a decent home or a seat on next flight home to Nicaragua. Enough that she had two daddies but not two daddies that can't get along.
Literally single character and space in this post. I need to go take an elevator ride after this.
YESSSSSSSSS. Where are my drags?
