*watches and tapes this from a ladder right by the window*
*cannot touch the window or else an alarm will go off*
*a squirrel goes up the ladder very fast and then goes next to me*
"Oh.. hi little squirrel."
*still balancing on the ladder, and still taping, but getting distracted by the squirrel*
*pets it a little with my finger*
*it gets mad and bites me*
AHH. YOU ****ING BITCH.
*camera bumps into the window a little*
*mylicious & jimmy look at me, knowing im there*
*alarm goes off & all the houseguests wake up, all very mad*
*Matty and a few guards come out*
Matty: 'EVAN.. GET DOWN FROM THERE'
*Matty looks up*
"Oh.. nevermind.. it's not Evan. It's just Bad Romance looking for some sex that he is never going to get."
*Matty & guards laugh*
*comes down from the ladder with camera in hand*
*passes by Matty*
"dick.."