"Why did Britney drive with her toddler bouncing on her lap? It's Britney, bit**! Why did the pop tart shave her head? It's Britney, bit**! Why did the princess of pop attack a photographer with an umbrella? It's, Britney, Bit**. She's Britney, Bit** and she can do what she damn well pleases."
Why does Britney slay you faves you ask?
Cause it's Britney, bitch. Who else gonna do it?