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Discussion: Embarrassing Crush Stories
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Originally posted by feelslikeadream
I had a HUGE crush on this kid in my drama class my freshman year of high school. He was a senior, so I felt like I didn't really have a chance. But I joined the after school drama club just to spend more time with him  Anyway, we both auditioned for the school play and got parts (he was the lead!) so we ended up spending a lot of time together that year. I could tell he was gay, but he wasn't out and he always talked about liking girls
Opening night of the play rolled around. By this point I had NOTEBOOKS full of poems I wrote for him, and Mariah lyrics dedicated to him, and drawings of us together (in bed) and everything. Since it was the night of the play I decided to be ~brave~ and tell him I liked him since I was afraid I'd never see him again. So before the play started, I took him aside backstage and told him that I liked him. He told me to meet him downstairs in the costume room during intermission.
I was so afraid because I hadn't kissed a boy yet and thought it was gonna happen  So I went down into the costume room during intermission and waited mad long, but he never came. When I heard people yelling and going back upstairs, I knew Act 2 was going to start so I went upstairs too. I found my crush backstage, getting ready to go on. So I went to him like, "Hey, I waited for you and didn't come." And he was like, "Why did you do that? Did you realistically think I was going to meet you there?  " He and his friends started laughing (so I knew he told them about it) and I was SO embarrassed. I ran into this little hallway backstage and cried. I had to come out in the next scene, so I had to quickly stop crying so I could go out and act.
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Originally posted by Innocencelost
Back in high school my Latin teacher asked me if I could tutor one of the students from another one of her classes since I was her best student at the time and I agreed, just because I was getting paid. The first time I met him I felt wobbly at the knees for how beautiful he looked. So I started going to his house once a week on Friday afternoons to help him with the homework and God he really sucked at Latin! Like he was really dumb. But so cute. He didn't understand anything I tried to teach him. So I took advantage of the situation to try to learn more about him and make friends with him. In a few weeks we bonded and we were basically spending the "tutoring hours" talking about random **** instead of studying as if it was a date between friends. It was more of a bromance than anything but then comes the memorable day in October 2007 when Britney released Gimme More. Next thing I do when I go to his house for the Latin lesson is tell him he has to listen to this new Britney song that just came out and to my surprise he says he loves Britney too, so I take my iPod out and we share the earbuds and we have this really trashy/epic moment where we listen to Gimme More with our faces really close looking into each other's eyes and I put my hand on his leg under the table.... When his mother comes in the room and gets all upset because we're wasting time instead of studying and she is not paying me to listen to music with her son so she sends me home. The following week my teacher comes to me, disappointed, saying that the boy's family complained because his marks didn't get any better and I was a worthless tutor since I was secretly getting paid to just hang out with their son so they decided to send him to another teacher for extra latin classes.
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Girl, that's not embarassing.. It's more like bad luck

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Originally posted by Innocencelost
Back in high school my Latin teacher asked me if I could tutor one of the students from another one of her classes since I was her best student at the time and I agreed, just because I was getting paid. The first time I met him I felt wobbly at the knees for how beautiful he looked. So I started going to his house once a week on Friday afternoons to help him with the homework and God he really sucked at Latin! Like he was really dumb. But so cute. He didn't understand anything I tried to teach him. So I took advantage of the situation to try to learn more about him and make friends with him. In a few weeks we bonded and we were basically spending the "tutoring hours" talking about random **** instead of studying as if it was a date between friends. It was more of a bromance than anything but then comes the memorable day in October 2007 when Britney released Gimme More. Next thing I do when I go to his house for the Latin lesson is tell him he has to listen to this new Britney song that just came out and to my surprise he says he loves Britney too, so I take my iPod out and we share the earbuds and we have this really trashy/epic moment where we listen to Gimme More with our faces really close looking into each other's eyes and I put my hand on his leg under the table.... When his mother comes in the room and gets all upset because we're wasting time instead of studying and she is not paying me to listen to music with her son so she sends me home. The following week my teacher comes to me, disappointed, saying that the boy's family complained because his marks didn't get any better and I was a worthless tutor since I was secretly getting paid to just hang out with their son so they decided to send him to another teacher for extra latin classes.
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Originally posted by feelslikeadream
I had a HUGE crush on this kid in my drama class my freshman year of high school. He was a senior, so I felt like I didn't really have a chance. But I joined the after school drama club just to spend more time with him  Anyway, we both auditioned for the school play and got parts (he was the lead!) so we ended up spending a lot of time together that year. I could tell he was gay, but he wasn't out and he always talked about liking girls
Opening night of the play rolled around. By this point I had NOTEBOOKS full of poems I wrote for him, and Mariah lyrics dedicated to him, and drawings of us together (in bed) and everything. Since it was the night of the play I decided to be ~brave~ and tell him I liked him since I was afraid I'd never see him again. So before the play started, I took him aside backstage and told him that I liked him. He told me to meet him downstairs in the costume room during intermission.
I was so afraid because I hadn't kissed a boy yet and thought it was gonna happen  So I went down into the costume room during intermission and waited mad long, but he never came. When I heard people yelling and going back upstairs, I knew Act 2 was going to start so I went upstairs too. I found my crush backstage, getting ready to go on. So I went to him like, "Hey, I waited for you and didn't come." And he was like, "Why did you do that? Did you realistically think I was going to meet you there?  " He and his friends started laughing (so I knew he told them about it) and I was SO embarrassed. I ran into this little hallway backstage and cried. I had to come out in the next scene, so I had to quickly stop crying so I could go out and act.
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I'm so sorry guys. :/
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Have no embarrassing stories, but I'm bumping this cuz I'm getting my life from these stories.
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Alright so this aren't too embarrassing but they're funny (to me) and I always think about them when I think about my crush. We used to hang out nearly EVERY weekend and he's my overall best friend outside of being my crush. These happened like two years ago I was like, head over heels for him at the time and would do anything he needed. One night he was playing Xbox online (bc his house didnt have internet) and he wanted a poptart so I got him a pack and ended up breaking it up and hand feeding it to him  Another time, we were up really late, and that year I had gotten into making my own food, so I handmade us personal pizzas at like, 2 in the morning, and we had mountain dew, which was his fave soda, to drink and it was basically like a mini-date in my kitchen at 3 in the morning, we talked about life and it was really cool. Last one, one time he was at my house before we were going on a weekend trip with my family, and my brother had bought like a 24 pack of Hot Pockets  so of course my crush asked me to make him one cause like "its your house im a guest" so I did and he ran with it to me room. I had one of those bunk beds where the bottom bunk can be pulled in and out, and he had pulled the bottom bunk out and was eating his hotpocket under there, when I found him and turned my phone flash on to see him he was like, frozen like a dear in headlights and I got a bunch of funny pictures, it was a lot of fun but looking back it's so embarrasing to think about how much extra I did for him bc I liked him.
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WaiT I just remembered more embarrassing stories from my crushes before my last post. I crushed on these two guys, both named Chris. One was in scouts with me (2 years older) and another was my friends older brother (4 years older). They were both so FINE, like I was legit obsessed with them, and they were both so cute. The oldest Chris had like, kind of a lisp? and always wore purple shirts so I thought he was at least bi-curious, and the younger Chris came from a super liberal family and had cool parents so I was like "he has to be gay, he would have super accepting parents". Both are straight as a ruler tho  I used to message them daily "Hi" whenever I saw them online on Facebook (I was like 12) and I would always look for an excuse to talk to them. I used to get in fights about abortion and gay rights with the oldest Chris (he was super conservative smh), but one time he was really sweet when I told him I'd pray for his family after his baby cousin died and he hugged me and he smelled so nice  , he was like skinny and a lil toned. I'm still kinda friends with the younger Chris but he doesn't really talk to me or any of my scout friends anymore (even though we were all pretty close with him) because he went to rehab when he was like 16 and now he's 19 and engaged, when Beyoncé's self-titled dropped I told him that "Beyoncé gave me the courage to say this, I'm gay" and he was supportive but god that's a super gay way to come out  Looking back I'm glad neither blocked me cause I was annoying as hell.
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Don't let this thread die it's too cute 
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MORE STORIES YALL!!!!! 
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Originally posted by feelslikeadream
I had a HUGE crush on this kid in my drama class my freshman year of high school. He was a senior, so I felt like I didn't really have a chance. But I joined the after school drama club just to spend more time with him  Anyway, we both auditioned for the school play and got parts (he was the lead!) so we ended up spending a lot of time together that year. I could tell he was gay, but he wasn't out and he always talked about liking girls
Opening night of the play rolled around. By this point I had NOTEBOOKS full of poems I wrote for him, and Mariah lyrics dedicated to him, and drawings of us together (in bed) and everything. Since it was the night of the play I decided to be ~brave~ and tell him I liked him since I was afraid I'd never see him again. So before the play started, I took him aside backstage and told him that I liked him. He told me to meet him downstairs in the costume room during intermission.
I was so afraid because I hadn't kissed a boy yet and thought it was gonna happen  So I went down into the costume room during intermission and waited mad long, but he never came. When I heard people yelling and going back upstairs, I knew Act 2 was going to start so I went upstairs too. I found my crush backstage, getting ready to go on. So I went to him like, "Hey, I waited for you and didn't come." And he was like, "Why did you do that? Did you realistically think I was going to meet you there?  " He and his friends started laughing (so I knew he told them about it) and I was SO embarrassed. I ran into this little hallway backstage and cried. I had to come out in the next scene, so I had to quickly stop crying so I could go out and act.
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Originally posted by feelslikeadream
I had a HUGE crush on this kid in my drama class my freshman year of high school. He was a senior, so I felt like I didn't really have a chance. But I joined the after school drama club just to spend more time with him  Anyway, we both auditioned for the school play and got parts (he was the lead!) so we ended up spending a lot of time together that year. I could tell he was gay, but he wasn't out and he always talked about liking girls
Opening night of the play rolled around. By this point I had NOTEBOOKS full of poems I wrote for him, and Mariah lyrics dedicated to him, and drawings of us together (in bed) and everything. Since it was the night of the play I decided to be ~brave~ and tell him I liked him since I was afraid I'd never see him again. So before the play started, I took him aside backstage and told him that I liked him. He told me to meet him downstairs in the costume room during intermission.
I was so afraid because I hadn't kissed a boy yet and thought it was gonna happen  So I went down into the costume room during intermission and waited mad long, but he never came. When I heard people yelling and going back upstairs, I knew Act 2 was going to start so I went upstairs too. I found my crush backstage, getting ready to go on. So I went to him like, "Hey, I waited for you and didn't come." And he was like, "Why did you do that? Did you realistically think I was going to meet you there?  " He and his friends started laughing (so I knew he told them about it) and I was SO embarrassed. I ran into this little hallway backstage and cried. I had to come out in the next scene, so I had to quickly stop crying so I could go out and act.
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Girl, I'm sorry.  I really felt bad for you reading this.
He is a ****ing asshole like
He probably regrets it now, but that doesn't matter cause you should never do that to someone. Just awful really.
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Here to give an update on my previous post
I've gotten nowhere  Not only is my crush still unaware of how much I like him (we have one of those friendships that involves a lot of banter, so I assume he doesn't take me seriously at all, even when I flirt a little). He flirts with me too, but I don't think it means anything to him. It makes me feel really ackward and embarrassed when we're flirting around, and then he'll say something to purposely cockblock the moment we're having (as if he doesn't want it to go too far). A part of me feels like he's in a relationship. He's thrown out little hints here and there, but he seems to have trouble being direct about it. It's confusing, and I'm at the point where I don't speak much to him anymore 
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There was this senior on my bus that went to a different school. I sat with him on the back seat when I felt like it. LordT the things I would let him do to me. One time I was doing my Maths homework on the bus and he sat next to me and he was like squishing up to me and I was like
Another time he was getting off the back seat and he got up too early or something and nearly fell on me and was like "Woah, I nearly killed you" and in my head I was like I wish you did.
So of course he was straight, I'm a mess for falling for them. Once he showed me and someone else a text of a girl saying 'It was nice sleeping with you last night' and my jaw dropped and he laughed. I wasn't that heartbroken because I enjoyed just having casual conversations with him.
But anyway, those are just side stories. Once I was sitting with him at the back and we just found out we had the same breed of dogs as pets. Of course a tragically sexual thing comes to mind. He's a minute away from getting off the bus and I say 'We should breed!' as in we should breed our dogs. I considered saying it while he was talking to someone else and I just said it. Sure, I was meaning it sexually but it could have been perceived innocently as well. He did a little weirded out face because he probably had suspicions and laughed it off. I don't think that was the last time we spoke but now he's finished with his final exams and school I guess. I hadn't seen him in a few months before he finished HS because he started to drive to school. Sometimes when the bus goes past his house I look out the window and think to myself, 'How could my daddy just abandon me like that?'
Omg and there is nothing more awkward then when your crush asks if you like anyone. This guy in my maths class who's actually my age asked me that on the bus and I was like 'nope nup no what don't know what you're talking about nah' The things I would let him do to me [2] but he's one of those 'that's so gay' heteros so I should just delete him out of my life.

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Originally posted by Venus XCX
There was this senior on my bus that went to a different school. I sat with him on the back seat when I felt like it. LordT the things I would let him do to me. One time I was doing my Maths homework on the bus and he sat next to me and he was like squishing up to me and I was like
Another time he was getting off the back seat and he got up too early or something and nearly fell on me and was like "Woah, I nearly killed you" and in my head I was like I wish you did.
So of course he was straight, I'm a mess for falling for them. Once he showed me and someone else a text of a girl saying 'It was nice sleeping with you last night' and my jaw dropped and he laughed. I wasn't that heartbroken because I enjoyed just having casual conversations with him.
But anyway, those are just side stories. Once I was sitting with him at the back and we just found out we had the same breed of dogs as pets. Of course a tragically sexual thing comes to mind. He's a minute away from getting off the bus and I say 'We should breed!' as in we should breed our dogs. I considered saying it while he was talking to someone else and I just said it. Sure, I was meaning it sexually but it could have been perceived innocently as well. He did a little weirded out face because he probably had suspicions and laughed it off. I don't think that was the last time we spoke but now he's finished with his final exams and school I guess. I hadn't seen him in a few months before he finished HS because he started to drive to school. Sometimes when the bus goes past his house I look out the window and think to myself, 'How could my daddy just abandon me like that?'
Omg and there is nothing more awkward then when your crush asks if you like anyone. This guy in my maths class who's actually my age asked me that on the bus and I was like 'nope nup no what don't know what you're talking out nah' The things I would let him do to me [2] but he's one of those 'that's so gay' heteros so I should just delete him out of my life.

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I thought me and straight guy were dating (I can elaborate if you want).
And on our "first date" I was gushing about how surprised I was that he "chose me" when he "could've had anyone else" and then I dropped the "But lolz! I didn't wouldn't have ever guessed you were gay."
His response: "Dude. I'm not gay."
I wanted to cry, laugh, die, yell, etc. I was burning up with embarrassment, but he was like really nice about. And to add salt to the wound, I had already told 4 people that we were dating. SO I had to go back and tell 'em it wasn't real. Just me being delusional.
I still wanna cry thinking back at it.
Edit: This was around this time last year. In college.
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Omg. I just remembered a high school one.
A somewhat crush of mine (it was an on and off thing cause he wasn't that attractive, but we'd talk about sex a lot so he'd CREEP into my fantasies) came over for a sleep over and of course, in typical boy fashion, we began talking about girls which eventually led to us sharing our favorite **** sites. Then we started watching some on his phone. So next he jokingly asked me to to hold his phone up for him so he could jack off, and I absentmindedly went to do it cause I thirsty to see the D. Not picking up on the fact that it was a joke.
Then he grabbed my hands and stopped me...confused and asks: "Were you actually going to do it?"
I was like "Loooool. Of course not!"
Dear god I was a mess. 
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Currently begging for my ex back via text. Poor me.
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Originally posted by Sunshine.
Omg. I just remembered a high school one.
A somewhat crush of mine (it was an on and off thing cause he wasn't that attractive, but we'd talk about sex a lot so he'd CREEP into my fantasies) came over for a sleep over and of course, in typical boy fashion, we began talking about girls which eventually led to us sharing our favorite **** sites. Then we started watching some on his phone. So next he jokingly asked me to to hold his phone up for him so he could jack off, and I absentmindedly went to do it cause I thirsty to see the D. Not picking up on the fact that it was a joke.
Then he grabbed my hands and stopped me...confused and asks: "Were you actually going to do it?"
I was like "Loooool. Of course not!"
Dear god I was a mess. 
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both of your stories 
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This thread 
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Originally posted by Sunshine.
I thought me and straight guy were dating (I can elaborate if you want).
And on our "first date" I was gushing about how surprised I was that he "chose me" when he "could've had anyone else" and then I dropped the "But lolz! I didn't wouldn't have ever guessed you were gay."
His response: "Dude. I'm not gay."
I wanted to cry, laugh, die, yell, etc. I was burning up with embarrassment, but he was like really nice about. And to add salt to the wound, I had already told 4 people that we were dating. SO I had to go back and tell 'em it wasn't real. Just me being delusional.
I still wanna cry thinking back at it.
Edit: This was around this time last year. In college.
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oh sis...
i would BURY myself.
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Originally posted by genetic fail
So one day I built up the courage to finally talk to my crush. I chatted him on Facebook saying "Hi! You're really cute. Do you like boys?"
Bitch done blocked me.

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