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Discussion: Post Shady Tidal Biographies
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Thalia
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Beginning in the early 2000s, it should be noted, Thalía did try to cross over into the greater stateside market with English-language versions of her music. These concessions, however, fell flat time after time, which, along with the disappointing reception of El Sexto Sentido, suggested that Thalía's enormous success was receding in the wake of her 2000-2002 peak. Her celebrity remained intact, though, especially because she'd married music industry titan Tommy Mottola (former head of Sony as well as Mariah Carey's ex)
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http://tidal.com/artist/3638968
Not them implying he revived her career.
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Here's the full Brandy one for those who didn't believe it was true. http://tidal.com/artist/13574
Frank Ocean:
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While his association with Def Jam had been strained, Ocean nonetheless proceeded with the making of his official debut album, working beside the likes of Malay, Om'Mas Keith, and Pharrell Williams as fellow producers. The album, Channel Orange, was previewed for journalists at a handful of listening events. Some writers alleged that certain lyrics on the album revealed Ocean's bisexuality. Ocean subsequently published a screen shot of a TextEdit file (entitled "thank you's") that included details of a romantic relationship -- his first love -- with a male.
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Originally posted by Fenty The Great
Brandy:
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This can't be real
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If Beyonce was literate I could totally believe she wrote these
J.Lo
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Lopez didn't waste time perfecting a sophomore effort, the appropriately titled J.Lo, which was issued in early 2001. The following year, Lopez released J to tha L-O!: The Remixes and This Is Me...Then, which spawned another hit single, "Jenny from the Block." Although her high-profile romance with Ben Affleck created more headlines than her recording career
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Originally posted by I Am Music
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glad they didn't shade the Queen
they need to update that tho
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Originally posted by Robert
If Beyonce was literate I could totally believe she wrote these
J.Lo
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JLO
Although her high-profile romance with Ben Affleck created more headlines than her recording career
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where is the lie tho
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Originally posted by Fenty The Great
Britney:
Why are these even included in the bio like....
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In all seriousness, Brandy needs to be informed of hers and request to have it SWIFTLY edited.
I cannot believe.
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Paulina Rubio
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Latina (2004) and Ananda (2006). Her first English-language record, Border Girl (2002), was her only stumble after moving from EMI to Universal. Her early recordings for EMI, generally subpar by a considerable margin to her latter-day Universal work, have been recyled on endless budget-line compilations like Historia (2003) and Mio: Paulina y Sus Éxitos (2006).
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http://tidal.com/artist/24900
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I think I just found the worst one:
Paula Abdul:
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Abdul's singles were hits not because her singing was exceptional -- her voice is thin and transparent -- but because she worked with savvy producers who had a knack for picking songs with solid pop and dance hooks.
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Her positive comments and erratic behavior made her a household name to millions of young T.V. viewers who hadn't grown up with Abdul's music.
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The fact that Beyonce's bio is written like a novel and contains only praise though
Half of Chris' is about the incident with Rih and yet hers makes absolutely no mention of him. Bey I see you girl.
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Originally posted by JBJT2786
I think I just found the worst one:
Paula Abdul:
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Holy ****
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Nicole
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Scherzinger readied the release of her first solo album, Her Name Is Nicole. Initially scheduled for release in late summer 2007, the album was slated to feature guest spots by Akon, Timbaland, and will.i.am but a series of singles -- "Whatever U Like," "Baby Love," "Supervillain," and "Puakenikeni" -- all failed to chart in the U.S. and the record was eventually scrapped in 2008.
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Natalia Kills
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Born in Bradford in August 1986, Keery-Fisher landed the part of Sima in the popular BBC sitcom All About Me while still a teenager. Appearances in Coronation Street, The Archers, and Casualty followed, as did the release of "Don't Play Nice," which peaked at number 11 on the U.K. charts and seemed to prime Keery-Fisher for a successful singing career. The label went bankrupt after the song's release, though. She bounced back by becoming the number one unsigned artist on MySpace
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Selena Gomez
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Stars Dance was released in July of 2013. The rest of that year was a bit messy for her as she ended up in rehab, fired her managers (who also doubled as her parents), starred in the overwhelmingly reviled film Behaving Badly, and parted ways with Hollywood Records.
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Lindsay Lohan
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Internet and tabloid rumors spread about everything from her health and love life (she's dating Wilmer, she isn't dating Wilmer....) to her late-night party habits and diva behavior. It didn't help that Speak was less than a success.
A Little More Personal (Raw)
By the end of 2005 Lohan's persona as the wild and damaged teen siren -- whatever its ratio of truth to fiction -- had outshone her accomplishments as an actress and a singer. And it was into this caustic tabloid climate that she released her second album, A Little More Personal (Raw). Though the album was critically panned, it was certified gold early in 2006. Later that year, Lohan was switched from Casablanca to Motown Records by Universal Music Group. Though she focused more on her film career in 2006 and 2007 and continued to have a swirl of tabloid attention and media controversy around her -- including her arrest on May 26, 2007, for suspicion of driving under the influence and a subsequent stay at Malibu, CA's Promises Treatment Center -- Lohan planned work on a third album in the second half of 2007
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Why did they drag Paula like that
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Originally posted by JBJT2786
I think I just found the worst one:
Paula Abdul:
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Wait what?
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I am SCREAMING at all of these. Lord have mercy!
Who the **** thought this would be a good idea to post as promotional material?
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Does it have Lorde? Someone post Lorde (i have no actual idea how this works)
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Originally posted by JBJT2786
I think I just found the worst one:
Paula Abdul:
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Beyoncé, Jay and friends (Rihanna, Gaga) having the mildest ones while everyone else is being dragged to the pits of hell. I see you.
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