[Hugamari]

Wow! J.Lo and Cory sure did make a lot of burgers in an hour! A new McDonalds record!

Wish Mountain Dew wasn't the liquid equivalent of diabetes.

[Penk]

Granted. It is now the liquid equivalent of Cancer.
I wish Grand Theft Auto V would come out already.

[Nait Phoenix]

Granted. Grand Theft Auto V has officially come out... as gay! Weird, right!?

I wish I knew the meaning of life!

[Hugamari]

Well...you found out...on your death bed.

Wish Nait didn't have to die

[TRF.]

Granted. You die instead.

I wish Nelly Furtado's 'The Spirit Indestructible' era, was three times more succesful than what is was, without any of my favs being affected.



Honestly, TRF.

[Nait Phoenix]

Granted. The 'The Spirit Indestructible' era is given to Rihanna who manages to make it three times more successful than it was.

I wish I wasn't sick for tomorrow's performance and still alive!

[Hugamari]

Well damn Nait, you put in all this effort staying alive and not getting sick for the performance...but it got cancelled

Wish I wasn't breaking out everywhere.

[Tymps.]

Granted. You're not breaking out anywhere, including a jail cell.

I wish this thread would die

[rivers]

Granted but another thread just like this appears the next day


I wish pigs could fly!

[theo.]

Granted, haven't you seen that Geico commercial?

I wish I could hear people's thoughts.

[Nait Phoenix]

Granted. Unfortunately, now everybody's thoughts are "Why is that dude staring at me like that?!"

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Originally posted by Hugamari

Well damn Nait, you put in all this effort staying alive and not getting sick for the performance...but it got cancelled

OMG, actually, let's hope so... 'cause I'm still sick...

[NEZ]

Originally posted by Nait Phoenix

Granted. The 'The Spirit Indestructible' era is given to Rihanna who manages to make it three times more successful than it was.

I wish I wasn't sick for tomorrow's performance and still alive!

3 times more successful would mean it still flopped.

[jayyyxtee]

You grow 3 inches but your penis shrinks 4 inches

I wish my house wasn't such a mess right now

[NEZ]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

You grow 3 inches but your penis shrinks 4 inches

I wish my house wasn't such a mess right now

Granted. your house is cleaned, but you get evicted a week later with nowhere to go.


I wish i had a boyfriend.

[theo.]

@jayyyxtee granted, you now live in a nice, clean, tidy....... ..............box.

i wish i could have two accounts on here without being banned.

[Nait Phoenix]

Granted. Too bad you forgot the password to your second account...

I wish there was a cure to every disease known to man!

Originally posted by nezLaos

3 times more successful would mean it still flopped.

I know, but that's what he asked for.

[NEZ]

Originally posted by Nait Phoenix

Granted. Too bad you forgot the password to your second account...

I wish there was a cure to every disease known to man!



I know, but that's what he asked for.

you guys skipped right over my wish.

[genetic fail]

Granted. But that cure's side effects include penis shrinkage

I wish Britney can dance like hell again

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by genetic fail

Granted. But that cure's side effects include penis shrinkage

I wish Britney can dance like hell again

She dances like old Britney but everything she does flops worse than Criminal

I wish I didn;t care about money so much

[Jaymz]

Granted... now all you think about is how amazingly talented Rihanna is

I wish I was famous