Before anyone is disqualified, and before precedings turn snid and contestants turn nasty, I soberly confide- in the moment before the bee claims it's first catastrophe, I love what I seeeeeee. Kids acting innocently! It's my favourite moment of the bee. Rona's favourite moment of the beeee.
So I'd been sleeping on this stupid essay for a good three days and suffering from severe writer's block, until I listened to the 'Born This Way' album from start to finish a good few times and, in the process, I'd written over 4,000 words within a matter of hours without even realising that I'd done so...
To make a long story short: 'Bloody Mary' saved the day.