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Tournament: ATRL Big Brother 12 | Mash-up
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Thanks for the compliments  
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mine gonna be **** yall, like I said it ain't messy, just boring and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Okay at Luke stealing my charity jokes
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#22. Mxdelrsytagudbs whatever.
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Originally posted by mxtthewdelrey
big bruv
1. Where are you from
I was born in Lewisham in London, but then we couldn’t afford it anymore so the family moved to Chester, and now I live just inside rainy North Wales! I think my knowledge of the Welsh language is going to come in handy in every single game I play. Bilingual fish.
2) What’s your name? I like your smile!
It’s mxtthewdelrey. I’m not even that much of a Lana fan anymore since GFOTY stole my heart so when I win ATRL+ from this game, I will change it to mxtthew. I keep the x because I am edgy and I grew up on Twitter. It is why my skin is so pale.
3) Have you ever watched the show?
yes yes yes. it’s my favourite show tied with another TV show about drag queens. 9pm on June 7th can’t come soon enough. Also, I watch one of the contestants' **** because it's really hot.
4) What would you bring to the game if you were selected?
Awful body odour. Murder. Many mentions of thighs/quail eggs/pilots. Big Brother UK references that most of you won’t understand. I will also make porridge for everyone. General ugliness.
5) Will short deadlines be a problem?
I refresh ATRL once every 30 seconds at least  I don’t have a ****ing life!
6) Have you ever played the game before?
I have not!
7) Why do you stand out?
I would hope to be the most controversial out of everyone. I’m very messy, in a non-bannable sort of way because I have a strange sense of humour and many personalities (that are all incredible by the way). I will hopefully be the Tila Tequila of this season coming into the house with my personalities.
I also stand out because I am the hottest ATRL Big Brother contestant of all time. That is NOT an exaggeration.
8) Judges:
So the other day, I was walking through the park when I saw this really hot guy who was walking his dog! At first, I didn't realize there was a dog there 'cause I was so mesmerized by the beautiful man. When I saw the dog I knew I had to meet him.
When I complimented him on his little pup, he replied, "That's not a dog, IT'S MY BABY!" I was so embarrassed that I almost died and my first reaction was to pull up my skirt and kiss him.
So, we were totally sucking face and it was so hot, but THEN TO MY SHOCK, I was accidentally kissing my Grandpa!!!
I didn't know whether to cry from laughter or sadness. How was my Grandpa so fit and how did he manage to make a baby when he's 104?! People were shocked!!!
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Bye @ these funny apps. I'm screwed
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Mxtthew is so adorable.
I think if we both get in we'll most likely be ****ing at night.
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Originally posted by DK111
Bye @ these funny apps. I'm screwed
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bitch WHERE
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So the other day, I was walking through the park when I saw this really hot guy who was walking his dog! At first, I didn't realize there was a dog there 'cause I was so mesmerized by the beautiful man. When I saw the dog I knew I had to meet him.
When I complimented him on his little pup, he replied, "That's not a dog, IT'S MY BABY!" I was so embarrassed that I almost died and my first reaction was to pull up my skirt and kiss him.
So, we were totally sucking face and it was so hot, but THEN TO MY SHOCK, I was accidentally kissing my Grandpa!!!
I didn't know whether to cry from laughter or sadness. How was my Grandpa so fit and how did he manage to make a baby when he's 104?! People were shocked!!!
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A mess 
I love matthew 
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mxtthewdelrey application is cute 
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Can mxtthew be the house pet
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Originally posted by HausofNiko
Hello, and welcome to my Big Brother ATRL Application
I know you've been patiently waiting for my application, but be happy, cause it was worth the wait.
1) Where are you from?
None of your business. As an acclaimed Youtube Star / Pop Star, It would be best if I didn't expose my address to crazed fans, for personal, safety reasons. Michigan, USA
2) What's your name? Niko. Pronounced Knee-Ko, not "Nike" which was what my 50-year-old divorced algebra teacher thought it was pronounced. He always wore these golfing shirts that didn't fit him, it was really awkward. I liked him though, he let us use cheat sheets on our geometry final, a good guy, just understood. Whenever I had to go to bathroom he made me exercise in order to get the pass from him, and lord knows I can't do a push up, so I had to hold it in  (I never told anyone but my friend this, but I peed a little that day in my pants)
3) Have you ever watched the show?DUH. That's why I want to play so bad. I try to find places to play Big Brother EVERYWHERE online and they all SUCK. It only works on places like ATRL where everyone is close and their are strict deadlines and such. I've watched season 6,7,8,10,11,12,13,14,15,16, and 17, and watched the live feeds for an embarassingly-high amount for season 16 and 17, around 100 hours
4) What would you bring to the game if you were selected? Sass, Emotion, Good Game play, and of course, Ratings Darlin'. Everyday the average ATRL will be waiting in suspense to see what King Niko did in the thread every.single.day. I bring the drama and the charisma that this game needs and I'm happy to serve it like a waitress 
5) Big Brother is a social game, and the deadlines can be short, so it requires you be quite active in the thread, will this be a problem? Unlike last summer, my life is now down the drain sis. I have nothing to do this summer besides Big Brother and ATRL, sad huh  No I promise I do things out of ATRL, but I definitely will have enough time to play and more than enough time to participate and interact with other houseguests.
6) Have you ever played the game before? If so, list them .
Yes, Last Season, but sadly I had to go on vacation three times in a row, which kinda ruined the game for me prematurely. I'm a rich ***** i'm the upper class.  No vacations this time around though  I'll come for blood this time
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#22. Mxdelrsytagudbs whatever. |
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Originally posted by DevonDreams
I think if we both get in we'll most likely be ****ing at night.
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nice, already got a couple in the house
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 What a trainwreck.
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ckcxclksjvljsvl sfds NNIKO JESUS CHRIST
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Okay Niko 
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D my app is so basic. I'm so not getting in
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