I just got my first speeding ticket, and it was ****ing ********. He clocked me going down a steep hill, right as I passed a sign that had the speed limit increasing from 35 to 55. So, knowing the area and already going down the hill, I was going 50 MPH when I reached 10 or so feet of the sign. I had JUST accelerated. It was totally legal, unless there is some secret rule that you can't go the new speed limit until after you pass the sign?
Anyway, **** the police.

My perfect driving record is ova.