Sis I'm very much straight.. Me and my girl was at the park Saturday afternoon when it was getting dark.. I brought a blanket, we laid down next to each other, started making out.. And was soooo close to having sex for the first time in like a month when my mom called and said she was there to pick us up I need the vagina so bad sis
Well it sounded to me like you enjoy having fun with a broom sis
jk I know you're straight, have fun *****ing that ugly wound you call a vagina.
Wait, why isn't anyone talking about the special dinner party that Donatella Versace is throwing for Gaga right now in Milano? Our Italian Princess is with the Queen of Italy for dinner out of friendship and love.
"Looking forward to hosting @ladygaga for dinner tonight in Milan. She is so inspiring. I cannot wait!" - Donatella Versace
You all dont know how livid i am right now. Okay so i woke up at 9am and went to put money in my credit card but the lady told me it wasnt working ! Its now 9:40 and i ran to my moms job to get her card so i ran back to the cashier place and their was a huge line like 5 people ! I put in my moms card $140 ! I ran home and was just in time to buy GA for MSG but it was sold out quickly ! I was like ill just keep checking so out of Nowhere GA TICKETS APPEAR and im screaming and crying of joy that i finally got tickets ! So im doing all my information and they say on ticketmaster.com that i cant use this card.. Im like what ? I have enough money i have $138 and the tickets are $136.54 so out of nowhere the website said we canceled your ticket the rage and madness that happened after that was crazy ! I called my moms card number and they said that my mom had a fee of $2 on the card so the amount for the GA ticket to MSG was $136.54 and i only had $136.10 ! Im so pissed off that i wanna take a nap and just rest ! I feel like my veins are gonna pop
, He was the most defensive Monster in the forum 
I need the vagina so bad sis 
