[6 Apple St]

Originally posted by Phaedo

You just have bad taste.

Indeed he does.

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by Phaedo

Rih ha slayage is coming so I just couldn't

Sounds legit

[Rider]

Originally posted by ReginaPhalange

you weren't gone long

Ugh but this avi is amazing

[Slayley]

I have the hiccups

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by ReginaPhalange

i'd rather suffer the nuke than ride with the peasants

Don't peasants usually get along with other peasants though, Regina?

[Rider]

Haters

[Stark]

Originally posted by JustLuke

It's not actually happening right?

Like ISIS aren't planning that....

Yes Luke. I'm sorry. We'll miss you.

[Lukey]

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

What if everyone tries doing the same? It'll be a messy evacuation and you'd be slowed down.

I'll just ride a bike, but I'll have to buy one first.

Originally posted by Crystalline

Well, you'll have about 5 minutes maximum, traffic will be ****ed and there are better ways to die. I'd offer myself to anyone like the **** I am my family are Plan B.

Why only 5 minutes? Surely people who do like the weather, but in a army field would be able to detect a nuke arriving? Right?

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by Slayley

I have the hiccups

Drink water without swallowing it.

[Stark]

Originally posted by Wonderlust

Indeed he does.

Stop it

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by Crystalline

Drink water without swallowing it.

You're not used the latter part, are ya?

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by JustLuke

Why only 5 minutes? Surely people who do like the weather, but in a army field would be able to detect a nuke arriving? Right?

Because they're very fast, and it'd be very hard to detect. Be sure to spend your final minutes riding your bike and jamming to Björk

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

You're not used the latter part, are ya?

Drinking without swallowing actually works though, no euphemism intended

[Slayley]

Originally posted by Crystalline

Drink water without swallowing it.

But I don't want to interrupt my Nirvana listening session

[Rider]

I hope y'all bought Smoke+Mirrors

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Crystalline

Because they're very fast, and it'd be very hard to detect. Be sure to spend your final minutes riding your bike and jamming to Björk

This is why we need to invent forcefields.

[ReginaPhalange]

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

Don't peasants usually get along with other peasants though, Regina?

takes one to know one

[Stark]

Originally posted by Slayley

I have the hiccups

Try not breathing for 10 seconds

[Lukey]

I'm listening to Smash Into You by Beyonce.

I feel popular.

[6 Apple St]

Originally posted by dwuw

Stop it

You can't stop the truth..