I'm starting to hate Michael Jackson now because my mother keeps talking about him, listening to his songs and watching all his old videos
I though it was just a phase but it's been going on for almost a month and the only reason she finally agreed to go to the US was to go to his grave
Mess. Whenever I mention him my mother hisses 'paedophile' and it caught me off guard and I thought she knew my secrets
Good thing I didn't listen to Imagine Dragons' new album yet because I just noticed minutes ago that there's a Super Deluxe Edition w/ 21 tracks instead of 18. Just downloaded and will listen soon.
I'm not allowed to say, once I edited Winnie the Pooh's Wikipedia page to include his name and he lost his **** and thought he was gonna be killed, literally
I know someone who did the whole incest thing, try me
My uncle was a drug mule for a multi millionaire back in the late 80s early 90s and got caught stealing some of the drugs and was almost murdered. That's a tame story
Good thing I didn't listen to Imagine Dragons' new album yet because I just noticed minutes ago that there's a Super Deluxe Edition w/ 21 tracks instead of 18. Just downloaded and will listen soon.
They're only soundtrack songs. (the ones in the Super Deluxe)
My uncle was a drug mule for a multi millionaire back in the late 80s early 90s and got caught stealing some of the drugs and was almost murdered. That's a tame story
Murder ha, I guess
I thought you meant some hot incest stories, though.
Mess. Whenever I mention him my mother hisses 'paedophile' and it caught me off guard and I thought she knew my secrets
My mother would stab your mother for saying that. Every other day she says something like "how could they think that of him. omg they're so evil how could they call him a paedophile!!1!!!1!!"
Now I have to listen to her singing You Are Not Alone in the background
Fun fact - my maternal grandad beat my grandmother, got divorced, got addicted to cocaine, became a **** star, stalked my mum and is now in a mental asylum
My mother would stab your mother for saying that. Every other day she says something like "how could they think that of him. omg they're so evil how could they call him a paedophile!!1!!!1!!"
Now I have to listen to her singing You Are Not Alone in the background
My mother uses every opportunity of him to talk about stranger danger and how bad paedophiles are, I'm just there like
Just downloaded and will listen soon. 
Okay, we didn't want you in our group, anyways! 
