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Tournament: ATRL Legend Troupe - WINNER: Truth Teller!
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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 Ciara drags Drake
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Originally posted by Bloomers
Drake, let's be real. Ciara is superior to you in every way. Not only does Ciara have the more iconic and memorable hits, Ciara can 1,2 step circles around you, making you seem like you'v been stuck in a wheelchair throughout your career.
All you can do is spit a couple lines about how nobody loves you over a 40 produced beat of sample of Englishmen crying while Ciara can hold her own against any entertainer from Nicki to JT to Missy and Usher. Who have you worked with Drake? You got unknowns on most your tracks and the only non-labelmates on your albums are white noise machine Jhene Aiko, human teletubby Rick Ross, and Beyonce's husband.
I don't think I even need to mention the way you move. While Ciara is recognized by even the haters for amazing dancing, you only seem to be able to keep up with people that move as fast as the tempo of your music.
  
Let's not discuss the performances of your albums. Ciara's first two have outsold yours and Ciara has a core audience that will support even her underpromoted mixtapes that have still notched a couple Hot 100 hits. All you've done is spam the Hot 100 by attaching yourself to any verse, riding on the success of others, hoping something will stick. Let's face it, Ciara Princess Harris also has a winning personality and has really started from the bottom and overcome real obstacles only to emerge victorious and winning: she successfully scared Rihanna away from releasing albums (Ciara showed the world what true urban music is and Rih has not released music since), and divorced the most successful garbage disposal ever to release music. All you're notable for Drake is crying about wanting the waitress from your neighborhood Hooters and conquering the lint on your pants at the games for whatever basketball team you were bandwagoning at the moment, and maybe for being Nicki's dancepartner who is unable to get up from the Anaconda video.
Drake, CIara is better has better music, more number 1s, more album sales, and is more man than you will ever be. Take Care/
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Bruno Mars drags OneRepublic
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Originally posted by Speezy
BRUNO VS Ryan Tedder and Who? (One Republic)
Eh Em Bruno you have done an amazing job in the time you had in the music industry. You won multiple awards and grammies with that time given.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._by_Bruno_Mars
Had a debut album in 2010 as well
I wish I can say the Same about One Republic....
They was formed 2002 but had a debut album in 2007. It took several of them to win 4 awards (If we can include Ryan Tedder's grammy). The band consist of five but mainly Ryan Tedder is recognized. The other band mates barely get any recognition
But if I strip them both from the awards Bruno remains better
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The singer has tallied his first five No. 1s faster than any male artist since Elvis Presley. The ascent also results in just the second No. 1 ever for a song featuring only piano and vocals
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http://www.billboard.com/articles/ne...i-was-your-man
BUT WAIT That article is old as One Republic last platinum album!
Bruno is currently charting with Uptown Funk.  Position #3.!
Not to say One Republic have several members  . You would think Two Heads are better than one?
Now lets compare recent albums
On Bruno's most recent album(Unorthodox Jukebox), it went not only more than Platinum in the US but in multiple other Countries. It also dished out 2 #1 Singles (Locked Out Of Heaven/When I Was Your Man)
On the other hand One Republic's most recent album (Native) went gold in the US and Platinum in 4 countries. #4 on the US 100 charts and dished out a #2 single (Counting Stars)
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Sam Smith drags Avril Lavigne
Calvin Harris drags Iggy Azalea
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Originally posted by Girlicious
Hello I am going to drag Iggy Azalea and explain how Calvin Harris is better. Calvin has worked with plenty of people that Iggy looks up to including a lot of underground female rappers such as Kelis yet not her? Calvin constantly serves her dust by not collaborating with her. Calvin has worked with Ellie Goulding and Rita Ora both and his collaborations with them were bigger hits than Iggy's collaborations with them. Calvin Harris has been in a relationship with both Ellie and Rita before but not Iggy whom is close to both. You would think Calvin has met her. Clearly he doesn't like her and thinks she is bad. Calvin has a bigger career than Iggy even when he is a EDM artist and doesn't use his voice most of the time. Calvin doesn't go on tour often but his one-off shows end up getting larger audiences than Iggy's current world tour is or even her last tour. Calvin has worked with people like Tinashe whom Iggy adores but Iggy has not been able to work with them. Calvin's last album "Motion" has done better than Iggy's heavily promoted album "The New Classic" while Calvin's has gotten next to no promotion and Iggy's has had tons. Calvin this year has been said to be one of the best looking men by many people, while Iggy's looks have been insulted. Iggy Azalea has been criticized as a racist for appropriating black culture while Calvin has a clean slate and is liked in the eyes of the general public. This is all.
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Justin Timberlake drags Hilary Duff
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Originally posted by ReachOut
Hilary Duff & Justin Timberlake both started their on Disney but while Justin is seen as "WOW", people are more "i don't know her" about Hilary.
They both take a long break (6/7 years) from music to dedicated themselves to family and their acting career.
Once again, during this period, Justin played several roles in main screen films while good sis Hilary played several roles in BIG indie films FLOPS.
Back on music, Justin released his new single last year out of nowhere and manage to slay the charts effortless, not to mention that the album was a bestseller.
After this comeback, Hilary poor souls fans, got excited expecting a similar slayage by Queen H, then she release Chasing The Sun and promoted it in a gay local disco  |
Frank Ocean drags Christna Aguilera
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Originally posted by Truth Teller
So, I’m in the studio recording new masterpieces and my manager comes in and shows me THIS VIDEO
Ugh. Where do I start with this Keri Hilson Walmart tour sized mess? Gurl you triedT it! If you were trying your solo career half as much, you would have a solo top 20 hit by now. I mean...
OK. First of all, my album is subtle?? You either went deaf or listened to the wrong album, cause Channel Orange is an intense reverse Miguelian experience with emotional vocal performances and innovative productions, henny. Just because you feel the need to scream every note of your songs after the first 30 seconds, that doesn’t mean that everyone who sings without playing truth or dare with their larynx is “subtle”. K?
Moving on, you wanna sing Bad Religion? Really gurl? Forreal forreal? First things first, you have a vagina. We saw most of it in that Dirrty video, remember? This is supposed to be a song about ME being ghéy. How you gon' sing it and make it controversial and not just another weepy love song? Huh?
Secondly, YOU CAN’T SING IT! Yes, I went there, you overrated try-hard yodeling straining amateur. Don't think I didn't see you on that AMA's stage. It took me a minute to recognize you, cause I thought it was Adele at first, but then I saw the sΙutty outfit and I knew an Academy Award winner would NEVER! Anyway, the point is that you were struggling for dear life. Last time I saw struggle like that was when I went to an Ashanti concert and she tried to cover Whitney Houston. You entertained me and traumatized me at the same time. Bad Religion is supposed to be sang smoothly and emotionally. Guess how many individuals are here for you turning this gem into a traditional west african negro spiritual. 0. Zé-ro. Not a single soul. Cancelled Bionic tour teas.
Now, before you get on camera and serve ratchet outfit, weight gain and backhanded compliments again, just remember that I’m iconic, talented, respected, acclaimed, relevant, successful. And you’re a talent show judge.
I’m done.
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Jay-Z drags Danity Kane
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Originally posted by SneakerNerd
Jay-Z dragging Danity Kane:
That moment when 5 members of a girl group isn't worth 5% of my net worth. That moment when 1 of your members had to fly her ass to another continent to perform my wife's songs in a mediocre club where 12 audience members paid you DUST. That moment when Diddy didn't need to be involved for you to flop the 2nd time. That moment when I'd sign Teairra Mari before I'd sign you.
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Conor Maynard drags Ellie Goulding
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Originally posted by Element
BATTLE OF THE BRITS
-- or, why Conor Maynard is better than Ellie Goulding
QUALITY OF MUSIC
Ellie Goulding has to rely on crappy EDM DJs in order to make her songs "interesting." She keeps going back to Calvin Harris, who treats her like a third wheel to other more interesting stars, such as Rita Ora(l sex). However, she fails to realize this. In addition, her wispy, thin voice repulses most members of society.
Conor, on the other hand, is able to secure incredible features, like the aforementioned Rita Ora... as well as Voice coach Pharrell, and Ne-Yo, who both have more big hits than Ellie could dream of! In addition, Conor's music is full of meaning and soul. His voice is powerful and smooth. All Ellie does is shriek like a dolphin! "eee! eee! eee!"
CHART POSITIONS
Conor Maynard has a top ten streak on the UK Singles Chart! He is a huge force there. None of his five singles have missed the top ten, which is a remarkable feat. A 100% success rate! - Can't Say No: #2
- Vegas Girl: #4
- Turn Around: #8
- Animal: #6
- R U Crazy: #4
Ellie Goulding, however, is inconsistent at best. Only 6 of her 13 singles have reached the top ten in the UK. That is only a 46.15% success rate, with the majority of her singles flopping! Many of them did not even hit the top 20! Ha! How can she compete? The public is clearly much more invested in Conor's music.
SOCIAL MEDIA
Conor follows his fans on Twitter, and they are so grateful. Ellie never does. She just does not care. How self-entitled!
In addition, Conor spends his time crafting clever, witty, and amusing tweets, that can make all of his fans extremely happy! Like so:
All Ellie does is post pictures of grumpy cats, like this, while we wait for her to get off her lazy arse and get to her third album!
Overall, Conor is a rising star, with hits galore... while Ellie is a declining cat lady. She is nearing 30, and her career is over like Madonna's. Happy 28th birthday, Ellie Gould-digger!
Conor Maynard is the true queen of the UK.
THE END!
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Imagine Dragons drags B.o.B
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Originally posted by GotSkill
I wrote a diss track from the perspective of Imagine Dragons to B.o.B.
Old News
Sitting pretty on your airplane
Its 2010 and damn you play the hooks game
Got rockers and got Bruno to get your fame
But time goes by as your airplane crashes in flames
Now even Swfit can't get you in the top ten
You still suck solo now like you sucked then
Your punchlines couldn't bruise a baby
Punched you out in round 1, claim victory
Rocking laid back at the top
Don't need top 40 when I'm slaying alt rock
Songs sell themselves, career in cruise
I'm the headline and you're old news
Flow's ice cold, so your writers respond
But your flow's slower than a duck pond
I lie my head down and let out a yawn
I kill you in the bed, bath, and beyond
Remember Airplanes, with Alex Da Kid?
Now he's my bitch, I'm Radioactive
The only difference is he makes my beats
Without him you'd be sweeping the streets
Rocking laid back at the top
Don't need top 40 when I'm slaying alt rock
Songs sell themselves, career in cruise
I'm the headline and you're old news
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Annie drags Scissor Sisters
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Originally posted by Cristhian
Annie vs. Scissor Sisters
-- Reasons why the mega-talented Norwegian singer, Annie is better than the Scissor Sisters.
1. Annie's beauty vs. Scissor Sisters' unsightly faces.
While all the Scissor Sisters members are either ugly or lazy eyed & 4/5 of them queers, Annie is a beautiful, talented female singer, who gave us her godly presence after debuting her super acclaimed album in 2004. Her beauty really knows no bounds, unlike anyone on that cringey band that only gay, suicidal or crack-addicted would like.
2. Annie's acclaimed material vs. Scissor Sisters' panned attempts of a decent album.
As mentioned on my last entry, Annie's acclaim is not secret for anyone, with only two released album and one EP, she's one of the most praised female artists of the new millennium.
Scissor Sisters, somehow (don't think anyone can explain why), were praised years ago, when their relevance-(or their lives) mattered. But nowadays, fortunately the 'GAY!! band' gimmick is completely gone & people has realized how awful and unlistenable their music really is. I mean, looks at their metacritic scores:
Debut: 81 - 89
Latest: 67 - 55
Pathetic. lol.
though the Queen is still slaying. 
Debut: 81 - 85
Latest: 77- 89
& not to mention her last released material, an EP was critically acclaimed by many important magazines & online-sites.
3. Annie's healthy style-life vs. Scissor Sisters' cocaine-infected bodies.
Annie has always have a healthy life. As a vegetarian, animals lover with an established home, she's completely winning at life.
On the other hand, All the members of that pitiful gay band are probably the worst example of a human beings with all of them being sex and crack addicts. I literally can imagine them doing Valium and Meth right now while having an orgy with STD-infected people
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Vote by 3 January 2015, 12PM EST.
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Entries are up 
Interesting draggers and dragees
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What kind of a messy entry i got 
i'm not good at this kind of things 
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kewl
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Wait, I thought there was a character limit instead of word limit. I could have dragged ever harder
****!
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ready to slay
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This looks like a great challenge to judge!
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This looks like a great challenge to judge!
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nnn I just sent out reminder PMs, what a timely bump. 
So what want back in eh, daddy?
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Can I just judge for this one round since I got the time (for the moment)
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Can I just judge for this one round since I got the time (for the moment)
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I don't need a dozen roses
You ain't gotta wine and dine me, no
I don't need a pretty poet
Oooh, gettin' all emotional
You gotta beg for it, beg for it
I wanna see you lookin' up
Baby I'ma need you to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG FOR IT!
Yes ok
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What song were you referencing from those lyrics
What do I like do for the judging again?
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What song were you referencing from those lyrics
What do I like do for the judging again? |
Get on your knees get on your knees get on your knees
Baby just get on your knees
Say pretty please say pretty please say pretty please
Baby just say pretty please
I'm PMing the judges l8r
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...See I would like the name of the song....maybe the aritst....but more lyrics...c'mon 
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...See I would like the name of the song....maybe the aritst....but more lyrics...c'mon
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Cause we are just animals
Baby it's primal
I want you on all fours
AND BEFORE I LET YOU WALK YOU BETTER SHOW ME HOW YOU CRAWL
If you want it all
It's non negotiable
So do as I say
IF YOU WANNA GET THE JOB YOU BETTER KNOW WHO'S THE BOSS
gurl google is there 4 u
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Not when I just found out a member thought a Shotgun Rider singer was too old google doesn't exist 
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Not when I just found out a member thought a Shotgun Rider singer was too old google doesn't exist |
Mess.  It's Beg For It
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Oh good, did someone use Iggy in this recent challenge?
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Oh good, did someone use Iggy in this recent challenge?
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You can't be that lazy you lil bitch
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I'll do the voting tomorrow morn.
Is there a deadline?
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