[Teneo]

My roommate and her girlfriend are making Magic in the kitchen and i want to eat. Uhm...

[Teneo]

Also I'm DELETING if they're using any of the kitchen while they are at it. These boys never clean and I'm not here for this mess

[Ferrer]

I'm so happy Bruno is still #1. UF is truly the Billie Jean of our generation

[Sasha.]

Originally posted by Wonderlust

People who report you just for the point of reporting.

guilty

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by Wonderlust

People who report you just for the point of reporting.

I only report if I hate the person

[Remmy]

Originally posted by Slayley

Why is this so funny

Because it's relateable

Originally posted by dwuw

Poor Iggy she doesn't deserve the hate

True, though. Her music is great, her personality is obviously not grand but if I cared that much then I wouldn't have Kanye and Chris Brown in my sig.

Originally posted by Sasha.

one republic are really underrated, native is an amazing album.

i lived and preacher kind of slays all your faves' discographies

Tea tea tea

Native really is great, one of my favorite albums from 2013.
Counting Stars, What You Wanted, I Lived, Light It Up, Can't Stop, Something I Need, Life in Color

Plus, I Lived is one of those rare songs that'll actually make me happy and hopeful (I'm not a happy and hopeful person haha)

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by Teneo

My roommate and her girlfriend

Take pictures

OT: Start nakedly masturbating furiously in the doorway whilst making eye contact, they'll leave when it gets awkward.

[Kings.]

I only report if you come for my fave

Not me getting first post again

[Maneater]

Does anyone use LinkedIn? I seriously need a new job.

[Teneo]

Let me call to this own house faking being a Vodafone employer, in sure that will be enough for them to stop

[Remmy]

Originally posted by KingsOfLeon1994

I only report if you come for my fave

Not me getting first post again

But if anyone just met you for the first time and saw your sig, they'd have quite a time figuring out which one's your fave

[Sasha.]

Originally posted by Remmy

Tea tea tea

Native really is great, one of my favorite albums from 2013.
Counting Stars, What You Wanted, I Lived, Light It Up, Can't Stop, Something I Need, Life in Color

Plus, I Lived is one of those rare songs that'll actually make me happy and hopeful (I'm not a happy and hopeful person haha)

Same, I Lived's lyrics really speak to me

I owned every second
That this world could give
I saw so many places
The things that I did
Yeah, with every broken bone
I swear I lived

They kinda make me wanna travel all over the world and stop worrying about tomorrow

[Changes]

Originally posted by Maneater

Does anyone use LinkedIn? I seriously need a new job.

Not regularly. I find it kind of hard to navigate. I use monster mostly.

[Teneo]

My other roommate turned the electricity off because he tought it was funny and now I lost a 1 hour PS3 save are you KIDDING me? His ape looking face is going to be destroyed in cero coma I'm not playing with him anymore he is getting out tonight

[Stark]

Oh I wanna listen to Native too

[Stark]

Originally posted by Teneo

My other roommate turned the electricity off because he tought it was funny and now I lost a 1 hour PS3 save are you KIDDING me? His ape looking face is going to be destroyed in cero coma I'm not playing with him anymore he is getting out tonight

I can feel the love between you and your roommates

[Sasha.]

Originally posted by Teneo

My other roommate turned the electricity off because he tought it was funny and now I lost a 1 hour PS3 save are you KIDDING me? His ape looking face is going to be destroyed in cero coma I'm not playing with him anymore he is getting out tonight

ugh i'm just imagining jack falahee this angry and it's a real turn on

[Teneo]

I'm tired of him playing these old reggaton songs over and over again, of him leaving the whole flat dirty every time he leaves to go to the university, of him waking me up at 2:00 am every single night because he doesn't care of the noise he makes, of him not showering and smelling like ZOO every day, of him thinking he's handsome when he looks like a damn planet of the apes protagonist with that strange looking cranium, of him not speaking to me at all even if it is just to say hi or goodbye, of him screaming stupid things when he's with his friends and then acting like a child when he's alone
Enough of your eslabon perdido nasty infantile ass.

[Sasha.]

kurt i see u

[Teneo]

Tomorrow morning I'm taking his iPhone and throwing it at some container the moment the recycling van comes in our street. Good luck with that geo localization, maybe you find the rest of your retarded species while you find your phones rests in the nearest spillway