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Discussion: Australian Talk
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I need to check this thread more often 
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We are a classy bunch. If you're not in here, you're missing out.
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I'm cackling at this thread
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why is everyone on the block a bogan?
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Originally posted by Solopop
why is everyone on the block a bogan?
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Why is every Australian television show a boring and basic generic mess with no controversy what so ever?
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Oh my god...the whole "post a picture of a journalist" thing has made me realise that I've never told you guys the funniest story I've ever heard in my entire life. Some of you will probably doubt its authenticity (Regina, for the sake of credibility, I saw Michael at Arq one night and told him about it and he was like "yeah I know, it's 100% true, most people in the industry know about it, found out a couple of years ago")
Anyway, back when Tracey Grimshaw was cohosting The TODAY Show (with Steve Liebman) in the early 2000s, she was treated in the emergency room of St. Vincent's (I think, not sure which hospital) for having a wine bottle lodged up her arsehole  She was rolled in on a gurney on all fours, and she had a bed sheet covering her entire body for privacy reasons.
Anyway, all the doctor's and nurses who treated her were served with non-disclosure agreements (by her lawyer, who she'd called) to make sure that they would never tell anyone about it, or they'd face being sued. Obviously it's a really embarrassing situation and you don't want that getting out. There's a doctor-patient confidentiality, after all, and this woman was on national TV. But things spread through the grapevine, and it's so funny that it's like...how could you not? You tell your family and make them promise not to tell anyone or you'll lose your job, but then they'd just be like "no this is too funny, I have to tell at least one of my friends" and by then it's spreading.
Anyway one of the nurses was best friends with my old boss, and my old boss was a 38 year old mother with 3 kids, and she never told tall tales or said stuff that made you go "sure sure." Like this was the only big story she ever had to tell me - oh and that her cousin was Luke Davies (the author of 'Candy' which is like my favourite book - it got turned into a movie with Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish, it's the best Australian movie ever, easily...anyway I'm rambling)....where was I - oh yeah, so she's credible and I 100% believe it. Plus like I said before, this guy who works in TV journalism who Regina Phalange and I both know confirmed it.
TLDR: Tracy Grimshaw phwlodged a wine bottle up her arsehole and had to get wheeled into the ER on a gurney, covered in a bed sheet so no one would see her, so she could have it removed at the hospital
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
Oh my god...the whole "post a picture of a journalist" thing has made me realise that I've never told you guys the funniest story I've ever heard in my entire life. Some of you will probably doubt its authenticity (Regina, for the sake of credibility, I saw Michael at Arq one night and told him about it and he was like "yeah I know, it's 100% true, most people in the industry know about it, found out a couple of years ago")
Anyway, back when Tracey Grimshaw was cohosting The TODAY Show (with Steve Liebman) in the early 2000s, she was treated in the emergency room of St. Vincent's (I think, not sure which hospital) for having a wine bottle lodged up her arsehole She was rolled in on a gurney on all fours, and she had a bed sheet covering her entire body for privacy reasons.
Anyway, all the doctor's and nurses who treated her were served with non-disclosure agreements (by her lawyer, who she'd called) to make sure that they would never tell anyone about it, or they'd face being sued. Obviously it's a really embarrassing situation and you don't want that getting out. There's a doctor-patient confidentiality, after all, and this woman was on national TV. But things spread through the grapevine, and it's so funny that it's like...how could you not? You tell your family and make them promise not to tell anyone or you'll lose your job, but then they'd just be like "no this is too funny, I have to tell at least one of my friends" and by then it's spreading.
Anyway one of the nurses was best friends with my old boss, and my old boss was a 38 year old mother with 3 kids, and she never told tall tales or said stuff that made you go "sure sure." Like this was the only big story she ever had to tell me - oh and that her cousin was Luke Davies (the author of 'Candy' which is like my favourite book - it got turned into a movie with Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish, it's the best Australian movie ever, easily...anyway I'm rambling)....where was I - oh yeah, so she's credible and I 100% believe it. Plus like I said before, this guy who works in TV journalism who Regina Phalange and I both know confirmed it.
TLDR: Tracy Grimshaw phwlodged a wine bottle up her arsehole and had to get wheeled into the ER on a gurney, covered in a bed sheet so no one would see her, so she could have it removed at the hospital
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TRACEY GRIMSHAW HAD A WINE BOTTLE UP HER ARSEHOLE!!!!
I am SCREAMIN HAHAHAHAHA omg im telling everyone
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Originally posted by Save My Life
TRACEY GRIMSHAW HAD A WINE BOTTLE UP HER ARSEHOLE!!!!
I am SCREAMIN HAHAHAHAHA omg im telling everyone
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Please do. The world needs to know.
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
Please do. The world needs to know.
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With my big mouth, watch this reach the front page of every news letter.
IMG]http://cdn.assets.cougar.bauer-media.net.au/s3/digital-cougar-assets/AWW/2013/10/08/23746/tracy.jpg[/IMG]
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
Please do. The world needs to know.
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With my big mouth, watch this reach the front page of every news letter.
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
Oh my god...the whole "post a picture of a journalist" thing has made me realise that I've never told you guys the funniest story I've ever heard in my entire life. Some of you will probably doubt its authenticity (Regina, for the sake of credibility, I saw Michael at Arq one night and told him about it and he was like "yeah I know, it's 100% true, most people in the industry know about it, found out a couple of years ago")
Anyway, back when Tracey Grimshaw was cohosting The TODAY Show (with Steve Liebman) in the early 2000s, she was treated in the emergency room of St. Vincent's (I think, not sure which hospital) for having a wine bottle lodged up her arsehole She was rolled in on a gurney on all fours, and she had a bed sheet covering her entire body for privacy reasons.
Anyway, all the doctor's and nurses who treated her were served with non-disclosure agreements (by her lawyer, who she'd called) to make sure that they would never tell anyone about it, or they'd face being sued. Obviously it's a really embarrassing situation and you don't want that getting out. There's a doctor-patient confidentiality, after all, and this woman was on national TV. But things spread through the grapevine, and it's so funny that it's like...how could you not? You tell your family and make them promise not to tell anyone or you'll lose your job, but then they'd just be like "no this is too funny, I have to tell at least one of my friends" and by then it's spreading.
Anyway one of the nurses was best friends with my old boss, and my old boss was a 38 year old mother with 3 kids, and she never told tall tales or said stuff that made you go "sure sure." Like this was the only big story she ever had to tell me - oh and that her cousin was Luke Davies (the author of 'Candy' which is like my favourite book - it got turned into a movie with Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish, it's the best Australian movie ever, easily...anyway I'm rambling)....where was I - oh yeah, so she's credible and I 100% believe it. Plus like I said before, this guy who works in TV journalism who Regina Phalange and I both know confirmed it.
TLDR: Tracy Grimshaw phwlodged a wine bottle up her arsehole and had to get wheeled into the ER on a gurney, covered in a bed sheet so no one would see her, so she could have it removed at the hospital
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The gays and their loyalty to lesbians
The story how michael got the job is quite an interesting one to (although it's no wine bottle in the clacker)
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
she was treated in the emergency room of St. Vincent's (I think, not sure which hospital) for having a wine bottle lodged up her arsehole She was rolled in on a gurney on all fours, and she had a bed sheet covering her entire body for privacy reasons |
I'M DECEASED!!! TRACEY! YOU DID NOT!!!! 
In other news, I decided to give a **** you to the bad weather and mix some self tanner (which keeps getting jammed in the pump bottle packaging/may be expired) with some moisturiser.
What's the likelihood of me turning up to school green tomorrow?
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Originally posted by Stantasea
In other news, I decided to give a **** you to the bad weather and mix some self tanner (which keeps getting jammed in the pump bottle packaging/may be expired) with some moisturiser.
What's the likelihood of me turning up to school green tomorrow?
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Rookie mistake, you don't mix tan with moisturiser, it'll streak. A professional spray tan is the only way to go. You should've asked your gay friends, their advice
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
Oh my god...the whole "post a picture of a journalist" thing has made me realise that I've never told you guys the funniest story I've ever heard in my entire life. Some of you will probably doubt its authenticity (Regina, for the sake of credibility, I saw Michael at Arq one night and told him about it and he was like "yeah I know, it's 100% true, most people in the industry know about it, found out a couple of years ago")
Anyway, back when Tracey Grimshaw was cohosting The TODAY Show (with Steve Liebman) in the early 2000s, she was treated in the emergency room of St. Vincent's (I think, not sure which hospital) for having a wine bottle lodged up her arsehole She was rolled in on a gurney on all fours, and she had a bed sheet covering her entire body for privacy reasons.
TLDR: Tracy Grimshaw phwlodged a wine bottle up her arsehole and had to get wheeled into the ER on a gurney, covered in a bed sheet so no one would see her, so she could have it removed at the hospital |
Oh my god. I will never be able look at her the same (luckily, I don't watch ACA  )
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Originally posted by ReginaPhalange
Rookie mistake, you don't mix tan with moisturiser, it'll streak. A professional spray tan is the only way to go. You should've asked your gay friends, their advice
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I don't have any gay friends...
It's just me, my closeted ass and my poor judgement.
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Originally posted by Stantasea
I don't have any gay friends...
It's just me, my closeted ass and my poor judgement.
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You have an atrl account tho, the gay universe on the internet
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The reporter pictures 
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I had dinner with a cute australian guy today  found him randomly on grindr
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tracey you naughty little ****!
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