"escus me rhenna has had 3 ablums & 2 voge photoshuts sins wev bin stunded her"
"ok sory my diat is mekan me a litel grompy, am tryen to b a vagetorian"
"esept u just ordred 21 brugers to selbreat"
"betch u put the 'ho' in 'who'?"
"as a finel tribote she has bin buried nxt to her carear"
"wil u pls stop seyin dat werd, im stervin"
"weav on point, thusends of swag, bayonse is hear so, pripar to b draged"
"omg the princess b, oh stop you are making me blush"