Thank you, thank you...
...sit down.
When I got the call to present the ATRL Grammy for Record of the Year, I was honored. Of course I immediately said yes. My only request was that I be scheduled in between my shifts at Burger King. Thank you supa!
Now, this award is one of the most prestigious of the night, the term being used incredibly loosely here, and will surely be a great honor to any of these artists, and let's face it: some of them could use it more than others. My advice to the nominees that don't win here tonight: come up with some more ways to use the homosexuals for sales and media, they respond well to that.
Now, the songs that got ATRL going in 2015, the nominees for record of the year are:
"Alright" Kendrick Lamar
"Can't Feel My Face" The Weeknd
"Hotline Bling" Drake
"Run Away With Me" Carly Rae Jepsen
and...
that style song by the other girl...
Now...
Drum roll please...
And the winner is...
Enjoy the rest of the night y'all, now if you'll excuse me I have a grill waiting for me.