Welp, I guess this was a foregone conclusion.
Just as an aside, Todd considers Deuces to be one of the worst songs he's ever reviewed, if not
the worst. Like, obviously he hates every song in this set, but he
despises Deuces.
Salvaged:
21. In My Head - Jason Derulo
20. All the Right Moves - OneRepublic
19. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
18. The Climb - Miley Cyrus
17. I Like It - Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull
16. My First Kiss - 3OH!3 feat. Kesha
15. Birthday Sex - Jeremih
14. Sexy Bitch - David Guetta feat. Akon
13. If I Were a Boy - Beyonce
12. Bedrock - Young Money feat. Lloyd
11. Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - Beyonce
10. Take It Off - Kesha
9. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
8. Deuces - Chris Brown feat. Tyga & Kevin McCall
"'Chucking up the deuces.' This song makes me wanna chuck up my lunch. Somebody remind me why the hell we need this guy [Chris Brown] around. Is he super-talented? No. Is he this particularly distinct personality? No. Is he a thoughtful, insightful artist? No. Is he doing anything we couldn't get from someone else? No! For Christ's sake, we kicked Ashlee Simpson out of the pop star universe, and you remember what her crime was? Lip-syncing. Lip-syncing, for God's sakes!
Why is this song even called 'Deuces'? It should be called 'Douches' because that's what everyone involved in this song is—all three of these guys are douchebags, and I could not possibly hate this song more than I already do!
Go away, Chris Brown! Go away and never come back! Deuces!"
(RULES)
- Vote for the WORST song on the list
- Don't vote again until prompted to
- Remember; you want to SAVE the songs you hate and ELIMINATE the songs you don't hate!
1. Diva - Beyonce #1
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VOTE AGAIN - 7.
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DEUCES:
One Time - Justin Bieber #1
One Time - Justin Bieber #2
Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy Tellem feat. Sammie #1
Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy Tellem feat. Sammie #2
Break Up - Mario feat. Gucci Maine & Sean Garrett #1
Break Up - Mario feat. Gucci Maine & Sean Garrett #2
Diva - Beyonce #2
Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber #1
Eenie Meenie - Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber #2
Blah Blah Blah - Kesha feat. 3OH!3 #1
Blah Blah Blah - Kesha feat. 3OH!3 #2
Teach Me How to Dougie - Cali Swag District #1
Teach Me How to Dougie - Cali Swag District #2
I enjoy Eenie Meenie way more than Dougie but I voted it in hopes that Chris would finally be saved 
