Good evening! We are gathered here today to celebrate the best and brightest music of the past year, and I have the distinct honor of presenting the Grammy Award for Best R&B Album! For all of you whites watching, that does
not, in fact, stand for 'Rihanna & Beyoncé.' Believe it or not, there are other talented and successful artists of color in the world!
Our nominees include the year's biggest breakthrough act, some girl who performed at my local gymnasium last fall (I obviously didn't attend), some G.U.Y. who got naked on his album cover, a white British lady (#BlackTalentMatters), and a legend's comeback album!
Your nominees are....
Tinashe - Aquarius
The Weeknd - Beauty Behind The Madness
D'Angelo - Black Messiah
Jessie Ware - Tough Love
Miguel - Wildheart
And the Grammy for Best R&B Album goes to....
Tinashe, for Aquarius!