[HAPPI•LIL•PILL]

The Math, Hilary Duff

Misheard:
If you can't do the math
Thinkin' out of the equation
I am calling you back
This is *69
Cause it ain't minus or a plus
Doesn't know, think well enough .

••

[SpinThatShhh]

Can't Remember to Forget You

Rihanna:
He bottom me now,
he bottom me,
so where he goes I follow, follow, follow

Actual lyrics:
He a part of me now,
he a part of me,
so where he goes I follow, follow, follow

[HAPPI•LIL•PILL]

I also have: Metamorphosis, Hilary Duff

Actual:
It makes me nervous, but it makes me CALM

Misheard
It makes me nervous, but it make me C U M

••

[umich]

Originally posted by SpinThatShhh

Can't Remember to Forget You

Rihanna:
He bottom me now,
he bottom me,
so where he goes I follow, follow, follow

Actual lyrics:
He a part of me now,
he a part of me,
so where he goes I follow, follow, follow

[lousaysthings]

Sia - "Cheap Thrills"

Mishead: I don't need no-one, honey
Actual: I don't need no money

[holyground]

Hair - Little Mix

Misheard: He was just a dick in a new wig
Actual: He was just a dick and I knew it

Considering what the song is about, the former makes more sense.

[1989]

Halsey - New Americana

Misheard: Bi-romance, turned dreams into an empire

Actual: Viral mess, turned dreams into empire

Misheard: We're kind of dull, have you been sending? We're kind of bubblegum, have you been knowing lately?

Actual: What kind of dough, have you been spending? What kind of bubblegum have you been blowing lately?

[Rated]

Don't be surprised, I will steal rice.

[umich]

Originally posted by Rated

Don't be surprised, I will steal rice.

[AccioMiley]

Originally posted by HAPPI•LIL•PILL

I also have: Metamorphosis, Hilary Duff

Actual:
It makes me nervous, but it makes me CALM

Misheard
It makes me nervous, but it make me C U M

••

Exactly what I heard when I was 15

[HEARTCORE]

The Hook Up:
Real lyrics: Who’s got, got it/Get it some more
Misheard lyrics: Who's Gaga/Get it some more

Heavy Metal Lover:
Real lyrics: Red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy pout
Misheard lyrics: Red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy c-nt (I prefer my version tbh)

[SupahBass05]

Mess. I just randomly clicked on that Genius lyrics or whatever feature on Spotify for Send My Love. This whole time I thought she said We got to let go of all our clothes, not ghosts.

[Burqa]

Marina & the Diamonds - How to Be a Heartbreaker

Real Lyrics:

But never on your sleeve
Unless you want to taste defeat.

Misheard:

But never on your sleeve
Unless you want to taste the feet.

[Bad Things]

nnnn I can't unhear some of these now

[Burqa]

Rihanna - Woo

Real: Tell me that she couldn't get this deep
Misheard: Tell me that she couldn't get this dick

I prefer my version tbh

[Dark XXX]

MISHEARD:

Ariana Grande - One Last Time:

I was a liar
I gave into the fire
I know I should've farted
At least I'm being honest

AND

So one last time
I need to be the one who takes your heart


Tove Lo - Influence:

Gummies, Gummies
Gummies girl
This is the best place in the world, ooh
Gummies, Gummies
Gummies girl
This is the best place in the world, ooh

[D.Va]

Tinashe - Spacetime
Windows tinted cause we lowkey
We ain't ****ing with the polic

My brain :
Windows tinted cause we lowkey
We ain't ****ing with the pony

[DancingShoes]

Misheard:
Fell in love on Christmas night
But I knew he's gay
I woke up
And he wasn't by my side

Actual:
Fell in love on Christmas night
But on New Year's Day
I woke up
and he wasn't by my side

[ilovemusic432]

Ashlee Simpson - Love Makes The World Go Round

Real Lyric: I'd rather be alone, believe me, It's not the way you 'posed to treat me
What I heard: I'd rather be alone, believe me, It's not the way a pencil would treat me

Listen

[Chaos Angel]

Diamond Heart:

Actual - 1, 5, 10
Misheard - 1 in 5 dead