Ain't it funny when the member who's been asking for months present is a no-show?
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Originally posted by ririfan21
The hip hop game can be really hard sometimes even for a female. We got three guys going up with two female rappers.This next awards is major impact on the critics who praised this albums for the finest of the year. Here are the nominees for Best Rap Album ........
ANNOUNCER: That makes a clean sweep for Kendrick in the rap categories this year! Does he have the momentum to take it all the way with wins for the night's top awards? Up next is our very special Lifetime Achievement Award presentation. But first, here to perform their acclaimed single "Let It Happen," it's Album of the Year nominees Tame Impala!
A total mess at him leaving out a photo of BWET. So rude! And then not even present at the show!
Hopefully this will be his last win tonight, I was rooting for Azealia
Simmer down, simmer down now, monsters.
Don't aim your cutlery inward all at once.
*clears throat*
Joining me on the stage are two instrumental players and key factors in Muva MONSTA's rise to...
*dramatic pause*
The Fame. Please give the warmest of welcome to the ghosts of Lina Morgana and Christina Aguilera's career!
(from l-r: Xtina's Courier, Lina Morgana)
Xtina's Courier:I am so excited to be here on this stage today, ha. Honoring someone who has become a veritable tour de force - and that's with two balls - ha. What about chu, Lina? Ha?
Lina Morgana: [is dead]
Xtina's Courier:I agree. Ever since she burst onto the scene after I wondered if she were a man...or a woman, Stefani "Lady Gaga" Germanotta has inspired awe, confusion, interest and undying admiration. She - I've heard she's a she now - has pushed so many buttons over the course of her career and inspired me to do the same in mine, ha. *nudges Lina* Whataboutchu, ha?
Lina: [is still dead]
Xtina Courier:I'd love to sing...her praises more and more but since we're, ha, dead this way and all...
Lina: [is actually dead]
Xtina Courier:...we can't even physically hand Gaga her trophy, ha. Maybe we could send it to her via her app, or it could make its way over to ha like Volantis? At any rate, let's pass things over to someone who actually exists IRL and has hands... Angelaaaaaaa Ch-e!-e!-e-!-eng!
ATRL Announcer, overhead:For security reasons, Lady Gaga couldn't make it tonight as she is in a vessel (not V3$$3L.) and certainly far the **** away from us gays for her fifth (fourth?) album cycle.
Live via satellite, hereeeeeee's Motha Monsta!
Too bad Carly has AOTY on lock!
