[Bad Wolf]

Has anyone seen this yet?

[highwayuni]

Arpad Miklos is iconic

[Kworb]

Nobody cares about largely unnoticed things like magazine covers, awards, tours, albums, etc. Give us that amazing lead single, Godney

[Lindana]

Originally posted by Badger

http://atrl.net/forums/member.php?u=26150

Can someone do a dupe check on this member? Kinda suspicious when they start dragging hard in SYG beginning with 50 or so posts

whew the monsters felt THREATENED by me in the 24 hours that followed the announcement of Academy Award Winner Sam Smith. These guys were (and some of them still are) gasping for air, I recommend that guests check out some of the earlier pages. Welcome back guests! And I'm not a dupe You can do a hundred checks on me and you'll find nothing But it is rather flattering how absolutely THREATENED the OOGHH felt by me in the last two days.

OT: I'm really starting to believe that Britney could come back with good songs. She looks like she's in her late 20's on the V pics, while Gaga who really IS in her late 20's looks like she's in her mid 40's. Reminder (not for the fainthearted):

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Originally posted by Kworb

Nobody cares about largely unnoticed things like Godney

[Lipton]

Brinty will never top Brett Eugene, so.

[highwayuni]

It's actually really embarrassing how bitter the Monsters are over Academy Award Winner Sam Smith's success.

You could tell that they hit rock bottom when they tried to drag him for wearing a suit.

[iheartBrit]

Originally posted by Kworb

Nobody cares about largely unnoticed things like magazine covers, awards, tours, albums, etc. Give us that amazing lead single, Godney

Poor Beyst

[Lipton]

and where has jinz0 been

[Clump]

When Godney her new single does better than Formation.

[Brando]

Dat ain't Britney tho. Did they find a new body double..

[AMENHOOKER]

Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L

The Knees (and secret Knee stans who came out no that they think it's safe) thinking ANYONE is affected by the cover. All that happened is you lot are über cocky because Kneeney had a Sim put together to resemble her for V Magazine & everyone realizes how dumb y'all look. Stay in 2004. She'll sell 500k>

Not true. Just heard two straight guys talk about the cover in the queue in Starbucks (I won't repeat what they said; I'm a Christian).

[Komet blu]

Wait, Methney is releasing a new song? This should be fun.

[Shaliydah88]

Clump pls.

Originally posted by Eternium

Jason Derulo (2010) - 315,000
Future History (2011) - 74,000
Talk Dirty (2014) - 245,000
Everything Is 4 (2015) - 35,000

From Wikipedia I'd be shocked if EI4 hit 60k

I need to never see a comparison between Rih and Jason/Flo Rida again.

[iheartBrit]

Originally posted by Lipton

Brinty will never top Brett Eugene, so.

[Shaliydah88]

Originally posted by Brando

Dat ain't Britney tho. Did they find a new body double..

YES it is.

[Biggie]

Originally posted by Pop

It's the middle of May 2016. Katy Perry is sitting in her super-swaggy living room which is inspired by legends that came before her, like Riff Raff. Her makeupless face shows that the years of prostituting left her looking old and haggard. She turns on her Lenovo laptop and types in "billboard.com". LG5 was released this week and Katy woke up extra early to cackle at the low sales numbers. Her media and her fans told her Lady Gaga is over and that Katy reigns supreme. As the page loads and a giant headline pops up "LADY GAGA IS BACK, AND WE'VE GOT THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT". At first, Katy justs sits in silence, the wrinkles around her mouth frozen in an ugly grimace. "This isn't 2013 anymore. Talent always wins in the end", the subheader reads. Katy simply can't take this no more. In a knee-jerk reaction to the big news, she jumps up and smashes her head against the tacky metallic chandelier she had Jeremy Scott "design" for her. A loud crack is heard, as one of the longest spikes makes a protrusion through her saggy scalp and into the central nervous system of her brain. Her eyes freeze in terror. Tears start falling down her face and she starts foaming at the mouth. She soils herself from the impact and as she slowly slides off the spike, pieces of her brain are scattered around. As her immobile body falls to the floor, a loud thump is heard. She fell on her fake tittys and one of them exploded, leaking gooey, decade old silicone mixed with blood. She is aware of the entire situation, but unable to move or talk. "Not my only talent!", she thinks fo herself and manages to let out a little sob for her tit. "Surely somebody will come to save me? I have so many people that love me." she thinks as her eyes glaze over the "This isn't 2013 anymore" headline. "How about my friends? Kesha Rose, Taylor or Selena?", but then she remembers what she read in Cosmo GIRL once (the only piece of literature Katy has ever read): "Karma is not a nice lady. Don't backstab your friends, or it will come back to haunt you." She layed there for a week until one of her handlers from Capitol Records came to take her to her weekly rape session with Dr Luke. The pictures of her bloated dead body on the floor, covered in feces, blood and silicone with the Lady Gaga headline still open on her laptop next to her are leaked to the media by Taylor Swift's team. The only tribute she gets is a five minute one at the Kids Choice Awards, performed by Becky G. RIP, talentless prostitute of pop.

AH

[MrBeyonceFan]

When was the last time a person in public even said "Y'all heard this new Britney song?"

Britney is always nice to talk about when u discuss the past. Kinda like when ur grandparents talk about the 60s

[Sinister]

21 Flo Rida - Hello Friday (feat. Jason Derulo)

steady
the weekend effects shall be huge

[C/H/A/N/E/L]

Originally posted by AMENHOOKER

Not true. Just heard two straight guys talk about the cover in the queue in Starbucks (I won't repeat what they said; I'm a Christian).

Giving me

Originally posted by collin

My friend is playing Dope really loud off her phone and people are singing along as we walk by...?

teas.