Britney should still perform at the Grammys. A stripped down, gown and microphone-only performance of the vocal masterpiece Everyday would blow everyone away.
My fave part is when the monitor malfunctions and Brit's friends slap it a biT because are you truly friends with someone if you can't watch them have sex between an audition?
i need her to say "grabbys can kiss my ass" and drop the mic, then RUN OFF the stage and expose her boobs
The Grabbys are for gay ****.
OT: Until Neil Portnow dies, Britney Spears will never perform or be nominated for a Grammy. You can always tell the people who are new to pop culture/awards shows when they say Britney Spears was snubbed. Her label's not dropping millions on a voting campaign while he's in power
I need Britney to interrupt the AOTY's acceptance speech by singing an acapella version of Slumber Party's chorus whilst dressed in a cow onesie.
That's all the promo the song will need.
