KC Stan Award Winners!
So y'all have seen the categories and voted for who you think deserves to be recognized in the KC stan base. The results were varied: sometimes the same person was voted for by almost EVERYONE, and sometimes it was a much closer call! However, I do think the results are a fair representation of what each of us contributes to the Base. The winners and runner ups will be announced below!
1) The Know It All/ The Einstein
The KC stan who is the most knowledgeable, maybe one who always updates us on the facts and figures about Kelly, or the one who's the most logical out of all of us. We trust this stan's opinion.
And with an overwhelming majority of votes for this category, the
Winner is...
North&South!
N&S we just want to thank you for posting such relevant, informative things in the Base, you are undeniably the Einstein/Know It All! A lot of us can be off-topic sometimes and it's always great to have you reeling in all the good news and tid-bits about what Kelly's up to or how her music is performing. We really appreciate it N&S, you're a very valuable member of this Base!
Runner Up:
DejaVu
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2) The Cry-er
We can always count on some drama from this stan! When anything goes wrong, this stan loses it. In their haze of hysterical crying, they just start walking around in circles, lying about everything (even though we know it), maybe even having (virtual) suicidal thoughts.
And with the most votes for this category, the
Winner is
dhilamilan1899!
dhila, we really miss your posts! Your regular meltdowns were so entertaining and we loved how passionate you are about Kelly. You also had some HIT threads, which were hilarious! It's always funny to see a non-KC stan react to you dhila, but we love you anyways! We hope you don't cry too much if you can't successfully kidnap Kelly, but just know that we'll be here for you if you need us!
Runner Up: KevinKDC
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3) The Addict
Kelly is everything to this stan (even though, we're all stans so we all love Kelly). This could be the stan that's been here the longest, but it is most definitely the one that would put Kelly above ALL other popstars.
The
Winner of "The Addict" award is... not Addicted, but...
Mzd!
I think this was pretty much expected considering your amazing total post count (plus your always-awesome avis, hahaha) but also because you're always around and just such a regular stan that there's no way you couldn't be recognized for this award. Not only are you a regular in the Base, but you're always around the forum, representing the KC stans. ATRL needs more consistent stans like you Mzd!
Runner Up: FAN - Despite entering the awards really late, you had a really large number of votes as well, even from people who voted before your name was on the nominations list! Rest assured, the stan base does not forget you and thank you for being a familiar.. uhm.. username, lol, in the Base!
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4) The Girl About It
This is the stan that just won't take any form of criticism in the Base and takes everything way seriously. We're all pretty chill but sometimes it's just that time of the month.. a little more for this stan!
at the fact that this was a
five-way TIE between
supertiffany,
KCLA,
jpsketch,
Jetsetter and
EdgeofAddiction!
There's really no point going into specifics of any kind of runner up, because practically everyone was voted for, for The Girl About It award... it seems we've all got some beef with one another! Or it could be that none of us really fit the category so we voted randomly...
I prefer the latter explanation, lol
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5) Mr/Miss Independent
Unlike the "Girl About It", this stan doesn't give a rat's ass about what anyone thinks. In fact, they like being alone/different/unique and celebrate that in our fave.
And our Mr. Independent
Winner is....
Ryan!
Thank you Ryan for being one of our more mature members and not bothering with a lot of the ATRL stan messiness! Hahaha, I think we should all try to be a little bit more like Ryan (looks at some members in particular). It's probably healthier that way, too. So go on and continue being a good role model stan, Ryan, cheers!
[He also always has cute guys in his avatars... idk why that's relevant but I just thought I'd point it out...]
Runner Up:
Erik (Lol at YOUR avatar btw!)
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6) The Dark Sider
My December would be one of this stan's favourite albums. He or she absolutely adores everything dark about Kelly (probably one who complained that Kelly's hair couldn't be blond for DS, hahahaha).
The official
Winner of the 'Dark Sider' title is...
KevinKDC!
I don't know about y'all, but I find the KC stans who love her darker side to be the most interesting of us, and not just because they insist that the colour of Kelly's hair must always possess visual significance that relates to her music! I think Kelly loves them too because they are the fans that support the most vulnerable and intimate music that she's released. A lot of the public was not here for Kelly during My December, but the "Dark Siders" of the KC stans stood by her. Thank you Kevin for reminding us that KC can do bubblegum pop AND heavier, more personal music. I think you add some colour to the base, and like listening to your opinions and ideas
Runner Up:
MJ0497!
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7) The Hook Up-er
*Ahem*, pretty self-explanatory.
It's a Friday night. The KC stans return home a little tired from the evening's activities. They pull their earphones out before tossing them across the bed ['My Life Would Suck Without You' can still be heard playing as a whisper through the plugs] They log on to ATRL: wishfully thinking that Kelly might have released some news about the new video, or if they're lucky, some Duets spoilers!
The stans sigh in disappointment. Who are they kidding? The Base is a barren wasteland; devoid of the tiniest sliver of news. They silently curse their fave for being the very embodiment of 'anti-celebrity' and for actually having a life. They then slap themselves across the face for thinking that way and being bad stans.
So they stick around without really knowing why. Maybe they could have another discussion about what the next singles from Stronger could be (because everyone knows LMD would take I Flopgive You DOOWN), or maybe they could even talk about Rihanna again
But wait, there he is! The Hook Up-er KC stan is back online, he's surely got some good stories to tell! The KC stans' evenings just got a little bit better now that this scandalous ho is back! Reveal all the promiscuous details of your evening's debauchery and give us life, Hook Up-er!
Hahahahahaha, and the
Winner is...
EdgeofAddiction!
[we love you for it Edge
]
Runner Up:
Mzd
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8) Mr/Ms Anytime
This stan would rush to any KC fan's aid if needed without the slightest hesitation. In a war with the Monsters? This stan will be there. Need help defending our fave or winning a poll? Just call Mr/Ms Anytime! *Kelly's Black Woman impersonation: Yeayeeeyah!*
The majority of votes for this award crowned our Mr. Anytime
Winner...
Chivas!
Chivas, I actually think that this reward is the best compliment you can get from the KC stans because it means that they trust you'll always be around to back them up. It was clear the KC stans thought specifically of you for this award because you won by a large margin! Thanks for being there when we needed you, it's always great to see you in other threads, representing! Good job looking out for your fellow stans, that's why we'll look out for you
Runner-Up was a
TIE between:
supertiffany &
Addicted - congrats to both of you, it's clear the Base thinks highly of you guys as well. Keep lookin out
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9) Mr/Ms Long Shot (or the Riser)
This stan is the optimist that we all need. Whenever things are looking down, he or she will remind us that the Sun Will Rise. (AIEW WILL HIT PLATINUM ONE DAY GUYS!) Mr/Ms Long Shot or The Riser makes the Base a more positive place.
The official
Winner of the Risers/Long Shot award is...
JClarkSTAN!
I think, as a group, we're too quick to worry about things and have meltdowns, which is why it's always great to have people like JClarkSTAN as part of the Base. A little bit of positivity goes a long way, right? Thank you JClarkSTAN for making the base feel a little bit better whenever something might go wrong (you better get ready to de-funk all of us when Kelly releases I Flopgive You as a single
)
There were actually
Three Runner Ups who weren't that far behind the winner!
KCLA,
Heisenberg &
ipd446 - Like JClarkSTAN, you guys bring positive vibes to the Base. So thank you!
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10) Mr/Ms War Is Over
This is the stan that doesn't bother getting pulled into arguments with other popstars' stans because he or she is stronger and smarter than that. This is probably the most mature stan as well!
We have a second-time
Winner for this category... and the official Mr. War is Over is...
Ryan!
Ryan, what can I say? It looks like the Base thinks you're one of our most mature (which isn't a long shot, looking at this bunch
) but I can say that is really refreshing, especially for ATRL where EVERYONE is quick to bite someone's head off. Good for you for taking the high road, you're representing the KC stans really well!
Runner up:
Joelovesmusic!
- You were not too far behind in votes for this category, so congratulations!
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*Ahem* *Ahem* Listen up folks!
Yes, it's time for another one of my little monologues before I announce the next winner, the Mr/Ms Walk Away!
ATRL is a great place, as I'm sure we all agree. Whether it's because the Music News section is a brilliant resource to find new tracks to jam to, or because you like reading about what your faves are doing everyday (without feeling like a complete stalker), or maybe you just want a quick chat with like-minded people, there's always something to do.
But without a doubt, my favourite thing about ATRL is the stans... more specifically, the shadiest b!tches of this pop culture watering hole. I mean, who doesn't love some good sass (and something that rhymes)? Hahaha, it makes this place a lot more interesting. So it gives me great pleasure to announce this next category winner!
11) Mr/Ms Walk Away
This is our SASSIEST, SHADIEST stan we've got in the Base. Bitch, don't bother messing with this KC stan, just turn around and walk away or else be prepared to be dragged for filth. This stan comes in very useful during stan wars!
The
Winner of the Mr. Walk Away award is none other than...
EdgeofAddiction!
Edge, all I have to say is that I'm glad you're on our side
! I think we're all happy to have fellow KC stans that know how to shade (and do it so WELL), we need someone protecting Kelly's honour at ATRL. I've got to also say, you're probably one of the most random and shamelessly outspoken members of the Base, which makes you very, very interesting (at least for me
) and that's probably why you immediately stood out to me when I first came to ATRL. It takes quick wit and a real sense of humour to be a Mr. Walk Away, so keep doing what your doing, hahahah.
Runner Up:
DejaVu - You were right on Edge's heels, so congrats. Edge will have to keep an eye on you. I've also seen you in action and you're a force to be reckoned with! Hahahaha, keep shading guys, you're brilliant at it