It ain’t no love. What the f*ck was Sam posting? Don’t nobody know that guy. He won twice! Two awards? How the f*ck Sam win two songs and I wasn't even the runner up. I'm the biggest member of the year! I had the most prevalence of the first quarter! I don’t know that Sam guy! But I noticed that he's Sam!
Anyway, now it's time for the penultimate award of the night, Best New Katycat!
This is my favourite award of the night, everyone, Best New Katycat. See, I know what it’s like to be a new Katycat - even though you’re new, I feel like you’ve already worked so hard to be heard, to get to this point, so congratulations to all the nominees here tonight. And if you don’t win, don’t worry – I was never even nominated in this category and I have my own iconic gif.