Why katy perry is a bimbo
http://www.crushable.com/2014/08/11/...n-dumb-quotes/
1. On her private thoughts becoming public:
“I wasn’t stereotyping anyone in particular, I was talking about ex-boyfriend. All these songs are very personal, they’re straight out of a “dear diary” situation…[but] my Anne Frank is now being exposed to the world.” - TheNewGay.net
Are you SURE that you’d like to compare your voluntary release of pop music to any of the number of struggles faced by Anne Frank? Are we positive that that has never gone badly ever before?
2. On feminism:
“I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women.” – to Billboard Magazine
Please, feel free not to continue.
3. On racism and cultural appropriation:
“I guess I’ll just stick to baseball and hot dogs, and that’s it. I know that’s a quote that’s gonna come to **** me in the ass, but can’t you appreciate a culture? I guess, like, everybody has to stay in their lane? I don’t know.” – to Rolling Stone
This one feels like she just shrugged her shoulders and said, “Alright already, I know I am an idiot!”
4. On her “type” of guy:
“I guess I happen to be attracted to high-frequency men.” – to Cosmopolitan
Pretty sure that doesn’t mean what she thinks it means.
“I am obsessed with Japanese people. I love everything about them and they are so wonderful as human beings… [Like,] ‘I’m so obsessed, I want to skin you and wear you like Versace.’” – to Jimmy Kimmel
NO. No, Katy, you do not… that is not… you just cannot. What?!? I am speechless.
6. On feminism (again):
“I used to not really understand what that word meant but now that I do, it just means that I love myself as a female and I also love men. I am woman… Hear me roar!” – on The Today Show
I am afraid that Katy will never understand the definition of feminism.
7. On nudity in pop culture:
“It’s such a strange world. Like females in pop — everybody’s getting naked. I mean, I’ve been naked before but I don’t feel like I have to always get naked to be noticed.” – to NPR
Ahh, the great and wholesome Katy Perry who is always covered from neck-to-toe and never sells sex.
8. On the no-makeup photo of her that Russell Brand tweeted:
“I wasn’t pissed. I mean, I can’t be a full tranny every day of the week. That’s an exaggerated part of my personality. It’s me hamming it up. The exterior me is a little bit more smiley than the interior me. So, that picture, it just shows that I’m a normal, everyday woman who has really big dreams. It gives encouragement to any girls out there that they, too, can be a larger-than-life cartoon.” – to Rolling Stone
Did you cringe to death reading that, and are now reading this from the afterlife? Because that’s where I’m writing this from.
9. On aliens:
“Oh my God, when [the show] talks about the sky people , how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.” – to Rolling Stone
Sweet, simple Katy.