1. Why do you always make such horrible decisions in horror movies?
Drag me!
2. Why do you freak out when black people are cast to play white fictional characters?
Excuse me I signed my cute lil name on that campaign to have donald glover as spiderman
3. What's the big deal if Idris Elba plays James bond?
idk, I never watch Bond movies tbh
4.Whi is a big butt and big lips considered attractive on a white woman and unattractive on a black woman?
idk but I don't agree #notallwhites
5. Do ya'll really think Miley is the one who created twerking? Really?
No, and I love twerking/joined a twerk team when I was 19 for a year before I went to college and this whole miley thing happened (waiting for the hipster comments)
6. Why Am I supposed to teach you how to twerk?
No I know how already
7. Why is it that white people act as though they have discovered a new trend when people of color have been doing it for virtually years?
idk I never really did that
8. Why is it when a black woman wears her hair natural, it's seen as inappropriate, but when a white woman does, its praised?
idk I never praised ppl on hair
9.Like..Can you appropriate my student loans? Can you take that off my hands?
I got 8 cents on my side desk leave me alone
10. Why is it that white crime is seen as an isolated incident, but black crime is a representation of my entire community?
because of the media and how it portrays it, not cute.
11. Why does talking about race make you feel so uncomfortable?
Not me, thats why my pasty ass has so many WP's
12.You don't really believe racism is over because we have a black president, do you?
No
13. Why is it so easy for you to notice when there are no black people around, but you always notice when there are no white people around?
??????
14. Why do you want to be color blind?
??!??!?!
15. Why do you wanna say the n-word so bad?
I never????
16. If I don't use it, what makes you think you can?
some people do and its cool idc??
17. Why do you always want to touch our hair?
????
18. Who told you it was ok to touch people without their permission?
I don't ???
19. Why do you feel like having one black friend makes you a cultural expert, or not a racist?
I don't have a black friend,
20. Why do you feel comfortable cursing around your parents?
I don't, I don't want to get slapped
21. Why do you kiss your dogs on the mouth?
I hate dogs
22. How come you can't pronounce names like quvenzhane , but can pronounce La Bouf and schwarzenegger just fine?
I can't pronounce jeordie so tbh I can't pronounce a lot of things. let me live
23. Why is a lions life in Africa more important than peoples lives here in America?
Spill it
24. Why is it so hard to acknowledge your privilege?
I do