Lord Farqhar: *takes off Fiona mask* Ah, no. The real Fiona exposed me. I better be off then, but before I go, I have to tell you something, real Fiona. Your husband is on crack.
Puss In Boots: No *draws sword and holds it firmly in the air and cartwheels over to the terminator dodging all incoming bullets and stabs its head five times, and claws at its chest and eats the terminator's heart. *Looks behind* Oh no, Shrek is hurt.
Narrator: Everyone was hiding behind things to avoid the gun shots.
Pharrell: [comes in with Robin Thicke and T.I.] Everybody get up!
[everyone immediately gets up and starts dancing]
[The Terminator keeps shooting and about 75% of the people inside die, but none of the main characters... yet
[Robin Thicke and Britney are the first two to die, then some irrelevant Shrek characters afterwards]