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Originally posted by UnMutedOne
She beat MJ's record? Wait, Katy outsold Thriller? Katy has a record breaking solo debut tour? Katy revolutionized the music video? Katy is the richest musician in the world? Does Katy have an MTV award named after her? Was Katy named the artist of the decade/millennium? No? Will she *ever* have any of these things? No? Hmmm.
Seriously, just stop.
All that broad did was match (not break) his #1 singles record -- which was probably one of his more obscure achievements. Oh, and Michael's five #1 singles came from an album that is RIAA certified 9x platinum in the U.S., and has sold over 30 million. When you contrast that against Katy's album that had five number one singles, and is only 2x platinum hasn't even sold 10 million copies worldwide...it sort of pales in comparison. Imagine scoring a handful of number one singles AND still selling tens of millions of albums at the same time. Bad outsold Katy's entire discography, and then some.
I know it's just a joke and a play on that single singles record, but seriously...
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Lord, this will be too much for the Kats to handle
