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Poll: Which level of hell will you go to? (Dante's Inferno test)
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View Poll Results: What result did you get
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Purgatory - Repending Believers
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32 |
12.26% |
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Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers
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31 |
11.88% |
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Level 2 - Lustful
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21 |
8.05% |
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Level 3 - Gluttonous
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14 |
5.36% |
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Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious
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5 |
1.92% |
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Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy
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23 |
8.81% |
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Level 6 - Heretics
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50 |
19.16% |
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Level 7 - Violent
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47 |
18.01% |
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Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
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33 |
12.64% |
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Level 9 - Treacherous
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5 |
1.92% |
Member Since: 8/1/2012
Posts: 4,779
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level 6 sounds okay
see you guys there 
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Member Since: 10/22/2011
Posts: 1,735
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Purgatory 
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Purgatory
you have escaped damnation
and made it to Purgatory, a
place where the dew of
repentance washes off the stain of
sin and girds the spirit with
humility. Through contrition,
confession, and satisfaction by
works of righteousness, you must
make your way up the mountain.
As the sins are cleansed from your
soul, you will be illuminated by the
Sun of Divine Grace, and you will
join other souls, smiling and happy,
upon the summit of this mountain.
Before long you will know the joys
of Paradise as you ascend to the
ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Member Since: 8/4/2012
Posts: 37,267
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
Posts: 37,294
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1, 2 & 3... Who's chilling there?
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Member Since: 4/21/2011
Posts: 42,362
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I thought I was going to heaven but ended up in the 5th level.
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Member Since: 8/20/2011
Posts: 8,848
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Level 7
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Member Since: 9/18/2011
Posts: 18,295
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Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Level 7.
Yaaaaaayyyyy
I got accepted into the gay club.
Lemme bring some martinis
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Member Since: 4/23/2012
Posts: 3,895
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What the hell is this?  That test was too long for me.
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Member Since: 3/12/2011
Posts: 18,360
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Member Since: 3/11/2012
Posts: 14,498
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I got Very High on 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th and 8th Level.  But I got into Level 6.
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Member Since: 10/12/2002
Posts: 21,317
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Originally posted by LadyGagaStan93
I don't even know how I got level 7 LOL it must have been because I said I've had sexual relations with the same sex  |
Level 7!
Me too because all my other answers were morally acceptable lol
See you in hell
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Member Since: 6/2/2012
Posts: 37,284
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Level 6, very high score.  Is it good to have a high or a low score?
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Member Since: 1/29/2012
Posts: 5,585
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Level 8. As freaking if. I'm a great person with a beautiful heart. 
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Member Since: 4/21/2011
Posts: 42,362
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Originally posted by SebaMonster
Level 6, very high score. Is it good to have a high or a low score? |
It starts with "Repending Believers" and ends with "Treacherous", so basically the lower the level you're in (9 being the lowest), the bad.
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Posts: 9,313
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 5,156
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Another one has joined the iconic seventh circle.
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Member Since: 1/8/2012
Posts: 8,828
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Fourth Level of Hell.
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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
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Member Since: 8/1/2012
Posts: 11,608
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First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Member Since: 5/14/2007
Posts: 25,912
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Level 2
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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Member Since: 1/6/2012
Posts: 2,535
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Eighth Level of Hell - The
Malebolge
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any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and
malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who
struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known
as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick
and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the
thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing
into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears
because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick
on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them
with its hammer.
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