Don't get me wrong, I love photos of nude celebrities...and when I first heard that Chris Brown had shots of -tha ****- leaked on to the internet, I was like granny going through menopause. Ch...I was having hot flashes and ****.
But when I finally saw the pictures and mediated on all the facts that were erect before me -- my excitement went limp.
I came to the conclusion that the leaked nudes of Chris' penis was nothing more than a publicity stunt used to ***** first week sales for his true comeback album, F.A.M.E.
First up Chris, I see right ****in through you and don't you dare say that the leaked nudes were an accident. You mean to tell me that photos of you and your walking cane leaked only two weeks before the release of your album on accident? Bitch please.
Your (plump) ass is always falling out your damn shorts anyways. I don't blame you for showing the "kit" since your "caboodle" gets more camera time than what ever groupie ho you've ****ed since you hit it big.
And speaking of big --- Chris, your **** is not. If you're going to leak nudes of yourself, at least make sure you have the right variation of snake to back it up. There's: Garden Snake and then there is Anaconda -- and Chris was most certainly a garden snake. Let me go into detail.
If you're watching the discovery channel and a garden snake is on -- you might just look at the TV like you saw nothing...dare you even say, the garden snake looks cute. An Anaconda, however, is scary as **** and you will turn the channel the very second you see it because that thing is huge.
Chris' penis is like a hose with no water inside of it. Long, but no substance or girth.
Listen, I'm not saying my penis is the ****...but I'm also not the one leaking photos of it for publicity.
Overall Chris, you're better than this. You don't have to be like certain artists and entertainers that leak nude photos of themselves just to generate some buzz. You're a talented man - why don't you let your talent speak for itself instead of whipping out your ****?
For someone with such a huge ego, you surely should have let your huge talent do the talking instead of your small dick.
I loved the nudes though, and I want to see more from you in 2012 -- but just not when it's convenient for you. Let's see the **** when it's some random day in April, not when it's a clear and desperate ploy to boost your sales. You're talent and promo for F.A.M.E was enough for you to have a successful era. Lets see more **** when it doesn't look like desperation.
Maybe Rihanna should punch you in the penis, that way it'll swell and give you some thickness.
Poor virgins who have neve seen dick in their life except in **** keep embarrassing themselves on this topic. If you for one second think that, flaccid not even fully hard dick is small you're showing your experience
Christopher remains unbothered. Death at Rih stans cackling down like she wasn't and still isn't clinging to that "string bean" dick for dear life. Must not be that small
Poor virgins who have neve seen dick in their life except in **** keep embarrassing themselves on this topic. If you for one second think that, flaccid not even fully hard dick is small you're showing your experience
Christopher remains unbothered. Death at Rih stans cackling down like she wasn't and still isn't clinging to that "string bean" dick for dear life. Must not be that small
Why are you so bothered, sis? ATRLers will find draggings funny, the fact that it happens to be Chris Brown is irrelevant. Don't worry, it'll all be better in the morning.
Why are you so bothered, sis? ATRLers will find draggings funny, the fact that it happens to be Chris Brown is irrelevant. Don't worry, it'll all be better in the morning.
.... What? I never said you said irrelevant. I'm saying the fact that it's Chris Brown that they're laughing at isn't a relevant point cause we were all laughing beforehand with Jessie and Christina.
.... What? I never said you said irrelevant. I'm saying the fact that it's Chris Brown that they're laughing at isn't a relevant point cause we were all laughing beforehand with Jessie and Christina.