A friend at work, he's cool. Oh I should tell you the story about the black eye part
So on Easter Sunday we were sooooo slow and Brooke (another manager) and Kristina and I decided to throw fake fruit around to each other, you know catching and all. Well Kristina knew that she was going to get hit since I was throwing them at her in a 'hard' way. So...Brooke throws a fruit at her and she drops it. I didn't have time to react quickly and I threw my fruit at her while she was bending down and it smacked her in the eye
So we came up with this funny story for her black eye!
Kristina and some other potheads at work finally got me to do weed on my half. I didn't know what the feeling was like and I started going crazy and I started punching people and spazzing.
I was so angry after smoking weed that I punched Kristina in the face.
Then Brooke had to send us home since I came in all outraged, while Kristina had a black eye. They said next time I do weed, I have to be in a straight jacket
No one believed it since I'm not the type to do weed at work but it was funny because Kristina's black eye got worse the next few days and it was just black. I felt bad. So the next few days, everyone kept joking around saying I punched Kristina in the eye. They were also saying, "Watch out or we'll have Kevin throw an pepper at you" Hahaha it was funny, I'm not the type to get into fights, which is why they messed with this all the time. No one could believe I gave Kristina a black eye.