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Originally posted by TobeGrierson
She has no SON, she's a virgin!
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Diana is about to find a job this morning. She resigned on her previous job which is a sales clerk because of low wage.
She went home and her father yelled at her, Diana ran upstairs do her room where she locked herself, crying she decided to become a stripper.
Then she suddenly realized she was still a virgin. She decided to call her friend Melissa and ask her what to do about her being virgin. Diana was facing a horrible and complicated decision. She really needed money and couldn't stay unemployed. Her friend Melissa (a.k.a the town biggest sl*t) told her that beeing a stripper is not a bad job and if you're good at it, you can make 100$ a day.
So she cut up her clothes and made they more risque, she prowled the streets at night looking for a man to sleep with. But the problem is she's still a virgin and she wasn't sure whom to lose it. Then she saw a drunk man with a creepy smile looking at her. She got herself together. 'Pretend he's hot! Pretend he's hot!', she thought. She looked at him , her blue eyes sparkling in the mist, and took a step forward.
She struck conversation and within 10 minutes realised he was a nice man named Cherry Darling and asked what it was like to have sex for the first time. Before Cherry Darling has even answered her, it was interrupted by her another question, "Hey why's your name is Cherry Darling? Weird. He looked at her and his creepy smile got even bigger. He said: "My name is just the reflection of myself. And I think I can help you with your problem"
Cherry Darling started to take his clothes off leaving only his pants. Diana was left in shock!
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Member Since: 12/25/2011
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Originally posted by Jack.
The creation of a baby via two females lead to a total loss of 17 chromosomes. The baby emerged after 9 months with a huge grin on its face.
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Diana threw her baby at the trash and ran way, she then saw Bradley Cooper having hot gay sex with Ryan Reynolds.
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I can't believe my "Cherry Darling" addition caught on!
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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Originally posted by Jack.
The creation of a baby via two females lead to a total loss of 17 chromosomes. The baby emerged after 9 months with a huge grin on its face.
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Scary. I bet not only 17 chromosomes were lost. Even the sex chromosome one!
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Diana is about to find a job this morning. She resigned on her previous job which is a sales clerk because of low wage.
She went home and her father yelled at her, Diana ran upstairs do her room where she locked herself, crying she decided to become a stripper.
Then she suddenly realized she was still a virgin. She decided to call her friend Melissa and ask her what to do about her being virgin. Diana was facing a horrible and complicated decision. She really needed money and couldn't stay unemployed. Her friend Melissa (a.k.a the town biggest sl*t) told her that beeing a stripper is not a bad job and if you're good at it, you can make 100$ a day.
So she cut up her clothes and made they more risque, she prowled the streets at night looking for a man to sleep with. But the problem is she's still a virgin and she wasn't sure whom to lose it. Then she saw a drunk man with a creepy smile looking at her. She got herself together. 'Pretend he's hot! Pretend he's hot!', she thought. She looked at him , her blue eyes sparkling in the mist, and took a step forward.
She struck conversation and within 10 minutes realised he was a nice man named Cherry Darling and asked what it was like to have sex for the first time. Before Cherry Darling has even answered her, it was interrupted by her another question, "Hey why's your name is Cherry Darling? Weird. He looked at her and his creepy smile got even bigger. He said: "My name is just the reflection of myself. And I think I can help you with your problem". The man instantly grab her and give her a kiss. She almost puke by the taste of the drunk man's tongue. But she also felt something she hasn't felt all her life. A sexual tension. It was quickly moving through her veins.
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Y'all get ready to share the nobel prize of literature
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Member Since: 5/18/2012
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Originally posted by Jack.
I can't believe my "Cherry Darling" addition caught on!
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IKR?
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Member Since: 11/28/2011
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Diana threw her baby at the trash and ran way, she then saw Bradley Cooper having hot gay sex with Ryan Reynolds. And there comes Donovan (you know the one from Boys in the Sand) retrieving the baby from the trash can.
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Originally posted by SupremeGoddess
Diana threw her baby at the trash and ran way, she then saw Bradley Cooper having hot gay sex with Ryan Reynolds.
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She tried to join in but spooked them, and as Bradley pulled out he ripped Ryan into pieces. The world let out a scream and a thousand arrows fell out of the sky, slashing into Bradley and destroying him. Each arrow was embedded with the message "**** you for killing Ryan Reynolds!".
Very series
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Member Since: 12/25/2011
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Originally posted by Jack.
I can't believe my "Cherry Darling" addition caught on!
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that's just...
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Member Since: 5/18/2012
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Diana is about to find a job this morning. She resigned on her previous job which is a sales clerk because of low wage. She went home and her father yelled at her, Diana ran upstairs do her room where she locked herself, crying she decided to become a stripper.
Then she suddenly realized she was still a virgin. So she cut up her clothes and made they more risque, she prowled the streets at night looking for a man to sleep with.
She saw a man in exotic clothing. She struck conversation and within 10 minutes realised he was a nice man named Cherry Darling and asked what it was like to have sex for the first time. Before Cherry Darling has even answered her, it was interrupted by her another question, "Hey why's your name is Cherry Darling? Weird". He answered in the sexiest way possible ... "Because my balls ... are the size of a cherry, darling! " Taken aback, Diana starts to feel uneasy, and thats when her eyes reach the bar called "Stepping Stones to Stripping".
Chapter 2: Return Of Carol
What she doesn't knows, is that in the bar, she'll find her best friend to be, Carol, the woman with the quivering crotch.
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Originally posted by SupremeGoddess
Y'all get ready to share the nobel prize of literature
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Yeppppppppppp!!
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Member Since: 12/25/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jack.
She tried to join in but spooked them, and as Bradley pulled out he ripped Ryan into pieces. The world let out a scream and a thousand arrows fell out of the sky, slashing into Bradley and destroying him. Each arrow was embedded with the message "**** you for killing Ryan Reynolds!".
Very series
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This did not happen. Raven Symone was just around the corner having THIS ^ vision and to stop it, she jumped into Diana
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"Stepping Stones to Stripping".
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What's gonna be her job here?
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Member Since: 5/18/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jack.
She tried to join in but spooked them, and as Bradley pulled out he ripped Ryan into pieces. The world let out a scream and a thousand arrows fell out of the sky, slashing into Bradley and destroying him. Each arrow was embedded with the message "**** you for killing Ryan Reynolds!".
Very series
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what the .....
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Diana is about to find a job this morning. She resigned on her previous job which is a sales clerk because of low wage.
She went home and her father yelled at her, Diana ran upstairs do her room where she locked herself, crying she decided to become a stripper.
Then she suddenly realized she was still a virgin. She decided to call her friend Melissa and ask her what to do about her being virgin. Diana was facing a horrible and complicated decision. She really needed money and couldn't stay unemployed. Her friend Melissa (a.k.a the town biggest sl*t) told her that beeing a stripper is not a bad job and if you're good at it, you can make 100$ a day.
So she cut up her clothes and made they more risque, she prowled the streets at night looking for a man to sleep with. But the problem is she's still a virgin and she wasn't sure whom to lose it. Then she saw a drunk man with a creepy smile looking at her. She got herself together. 'Pretend he's hot! Pretend he's hot!', she thought. She looked at him , her blue eyes sparkling in the mist, and took a step forward.
She struck conversation and within 10 minutes realised he was a nice man named Cherry Darling and asked what it was like to have sex for the first time. Before Cherry Darling has even answered her, it was interrupted by her another question, "Hey why's your name is Cherry Darling? Weird. He looked at her and his creepy smile got even bigger. He said: "My name is just the reflection of myself. And I think I can help you with your problem". The man instantly grab her and give her a kiss. She almost puke by the taste of the drunk man's tongue. But she also felt something she hasn't felt all her life. An sexual tension. It was quickly moving through her veins. She grabbed the man's pants and started rubbing it, only to find he had a vagina.
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Diana is about to find a job this morning. She resigned on her previous job which is a sales clerk because of low wage.
She went home and her father yelled at her, Diana ran upstairs do her room where she locked herself, crying she decided to become a stripper.
Then she suddenly realized she was still a virgin. She decided to call her friend Melissa and ask her what to do about her being virgin. Diana was facing a horrible and complicated decision. She really needed money and couldn't stay unemployed. Her friend Melissa (a.k.a the town biggest sl*t) told her that beeing a stripper is not a bad job and if you're good at it, you can make 100$ a day.
So she cut up her clothes and made they more risque, she prowled the streets at night looking for a man to sleep with. But the problem is she's still a virgin and she wasn't sure whom to lose it. Then she saw a drunk man with a creepy smile looking at her. She got herself together. 'Pretend he's hot! Pretend he's hot!', she thought. She looked at him , her blue eyes sparkling in the mist, and took a step forward.
She struck conversation and within 10 minutes realised he was a nice man named Cherry Darling and asked what it was like to have sex for the first time. Before Cherry Darling has even answered her, it was interrupted by her another question, "Hey why's your name is Cherry Darling? Weird. He looked at her and his creepy smile got even bigger. He said: "My name is just the reflection of myself. And I think I can help you with your problem". The man instantly grab her and give her a kiss. She almost puke by the taste of the drunk man's tongue. But she also felt something she hasn't felt all her life. A sexual tension. It was quickly moving through her veins. Cherry Darling started to take his clothes off leaving only his pants. Diana was left in shock!. She started to sweat and Cherry started to take her clothes off. Then he took off his pants.
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Member Since: 4/11/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by SupremeGoddess
Y'all get ready to share the nobel prize of literature
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Oh lordT!
I can't even breathe!
Funniest thread on ATRl, EVER.
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Originally posted by Jack.
I can't believe my "Cherry Darling" addition caught on!
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I think I'm the one that really was caught! I don't know what is meant by Cherry Darling! Is that a figure of speech? Just asking..
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