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Discussion: Times when you almost revealed your self
Member Since: 8/18/2013
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dd WAIT.
A previous post just reminded of another time.
I have a straight friend, who's a jock. His body is EVERYTHING. And one day, i was poking fun of him saying that he has a small private. And you know how straight guys and their egos are. So eventually, he got fed up and stood up in front of me, and showed me his private. I nearly gasped. He was gifted.
And he tends to walk around my house, or his house shirtless and in his boxers. Because it's not like he has any reason to be ashamed.
Anyways, one time we were in the pool together swimming, and we were joking around and when he dunked me under the water, i pulled him down with me. Dont' ask me how, because i don't know. But somehow, i found my hand in his shorts, grasping his private. Like literally. With in seconds he pushed me away and resurfaced the water screaming and yelling "What the ****!?" I was like "****, bro! I didn't mean to do that. ****, now i gotta put bleach on my hand. That was gross." Needless to say, he never dunked me under the water ever again.
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Member Since: 2/2/2014
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Originally posted by jonasha
So when I was in High School, the 9th grade class went on a field trip to go camping. Of course, I never went camping before so I didn't really pack much of anything at all. (First mistake ). Luckily, I was close friends and neighbors with this cutie jock type guy named Chris and he leant me some of his clothes and he was willing to share his own sleeping bag with me for the night. Throughout the day, we bonded and did a ton of activities together and that was the point where I was so infatuated with him. During the night, we were in the same tent and sleeping kind of close to each other. When I was sleeping, I had a
wet dream
about him ( ) and messed up his underwear. In the morning, I had
morning wood
and couldn't get it to go down. ( ). Of course, we really had to wake up and go at that point, but I was just lying in Chris' stained underwear. When Chris woke up, I tried my best to cover myself up but it was pretty obvious. He looked kind of shocked and didn't really say much and left to wash himself up in the nearby bathroom. My horny ass teenaged self decided to
masturbate
to relieve the pressure and while I was in the middle of my session, Chris poked his head in. ( ). He immediately went out of the tent and didn't return until like 20 minutes later so that we can tear down the tent and repack to leave. During that time, we didn't say much and left on the bus pretty awkwardly. When I got back to my house, I changed into my clothes and put Chris' clothes that he leant me into a bag and decided to just put it in front of his door for him to pick it up. I totally forgot that there was
my dried you know what
in it and it was a pretty obviously big stain. The next day during school, I tried to talk to him about everything that happened and just explain how I was thinking about this other bitch during the camping trip and that she and I made out briefly during the night and I couldn't stop thinking about her even in the morning. He kind of took that explanation and said that he understood, but I knew he didn't.
We kind of became distant after that and he's no longer my friend. But luckily, he didn't say anything to anyone, I hope. That's why I'll never go camping ever again...
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Oh my god.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by BeyonceHatesMe
My mom is on the PROWL after she found my Twitter. I had a guy as my icon, shirtless. I ended up telling her it was an insecurity thing, and that i wanted to look like him.
she also read my text messages with my friend. And there used to be this "gay chat hang out" i'd go to when i was younger, and my mom saw the url on the computer because i forgot to erase it.
And i also hang out with a bunch of girls, gay girls, and gay guys. I told her i don't hang out with many guys because they're immature and ignorant, and i don't fit in with them.
nnnn
She has to know.
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You basically came out
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Member Since: 2/2/2014
Posts: 13,171
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the list of the **** videos I watched last poped up from VLC in class and I didn't realize until 5 min later so....
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by 22 Two's
the list of the **** videos I watched last poped up from VLC in class and I didn't realize until 5 min later so....
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What a mess
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Member Since: 2/2/2014
Posts: 7,449
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I'm cackling at every story
I feel bad for the camping one though. I'd be so embarrassed
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Member Since: 4/6/2014
Posts: 9,220
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I hope some you of closeted gays have realized that people aren't stupid and that next to nobody cares that you are gay.
Your closest friends most likely know and your parents most certainly know unless they're super naive. If they had a problem with you being gay and they had even slight proof, they would probably call you out or try asking about it.
It's nothing to be ashamed of! Unless you live in an area where they will kill you. Then in that case don't come out.
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Member Since: 8/4/2012
Posts: 759
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I was scrolling through my pictures and there was a pic of Mark Walhberg inconspicuously in his underwear talking on the phone, and I just told my friend that I snuck a pic of my cousin when he wasn't expecting😂
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
Posts: 37,592
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Originally posted by citizen
People almost come out of the closet ON PURPOSE and then decide not to at the last minute ALL THE TIME.
People decided what the question meant and then posted their own responses but nobody has pointed out that your story doesn't make any sense. Clearly I was the only person who took an actual interest in YOUR story instead of just posting my own!
You decided to talk to your mother about twinks. That's not almost outing yourself by accident! You purposely started a god damn conversation about twinks with your mother! If you don't want to out yourself then you don't start a conversation about twinks with your mother!
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What is this messy post
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Member Since: 11/7/2011
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i was in the audience for live with kelly and they said something about some guest of hers (i dont remember who) along the lines of "yeah our audience thinks you're hot" and i clapped and wooed along with that while i was sitting with my family. oh lord i was embarrassed.
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The mess in this thread is real
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Member Since: 1/6/2014
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Originally posted by Mezter
I was with my friends and this really cute guy walked by and I said "MMMMM" and my friend was like "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"...I had a drink from Jamba Juice in my hand so I just said "Mmm, this drink is delicious"
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THIS One time my friend noticed and I tried to go nnnn to cover it up but it didn't work
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Member Since: 6/22/2012
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This thread is full of gems
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Everyday, since I'm out.
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Member Since: 2/15/2010
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I was dancing to Kelly Rowland's Work when I was like 11 and my sister walked in on me.
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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Ddd reading these stories it's pretty obvious everyone around y'all know.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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I may have watched videos and forgot to delete the history and my cousin may have saw them and started calling me gay but I may have denied the **** out of it. LOL
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Member Since: 4/21/2011
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Whenever I mention that I like Gaga...
But then I usually also say that I don't listen to Pop that much and that I'm a hardcore EDM dude.
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Member Since: 4/21/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by conseeded
d; the amount of times my family has walked in on me killing some choreography is too much
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Originally posted by jonasha
So when I was in High School, the 9th grade class went on a field trip to go camping. Of course, I never went camping before so I didn't really pack much of anything at all. (First mistake ). Luckily, I was close friends and neighbors with this cutie jock type guy named Chris and he leant me some of his clothes and he was willing to share his own sleeping bag with me for the night. Throughout the day, we bonded and did a ton of activities together and that was the point where I was so infatuated with him. During the night, we were in the same tent and sleeping kind of close to each other. When I was sleeping, I had a
wet dream
about him ( ) and messed up his underwear. In the morning, I had
morning wood
and couldn't get it to go down. ( ). Of course, we really had to wake up and go at that point, but I was just lying in Chris' stained underwear. When Chris woke up, I tried my best to cover myself up but it was pretty obvious. He looked kind of shocked and didn't really say much and left to wash himself up in the nearby bathroom. My horny ass teenaged self decided to
masturbate
to relieve the pressure and while I was in the middle of my session, Chris poked his head in. ( ). He immediately went out of the tent and didn't return until like 20 minutes later so that we can tear down the tent and repack to leave. During that time, we didn't say much and left on the bus pretty awkwardly. When I got back to my house, I changed into my clothes and put Chris' clothes that he leant me into a bag and decided to just put it in front of his door for him to pick it up. I totally forgot that there was
my dried you know what
in it and it was a pretty obviously big stain. The next day during school, I tried to talk to him about everything that happened and just explain how I was thinking about this other bitch during the camping trip and that she and I made out briefly during the night and I couldn't stop thinking about her even in the morning. He kind of took that explanation and said that he understood, but I knew he didn't.
We kind of became distant after that and he's no longer my friend. But luckily, he didn't say anything to anyone, I hope. That's why I'll never go camping ever again...
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This one is tragic
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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these stories
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