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Discussion: Post your roommates' problem
Member Since: 6/9/2012
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Originally posted by Damien M
*housemate
And he's OK, he just doesn't seem to have a life. He just sits there playing NBA 2K15 on his laptop in between classes.
It's so antisocial + super creepy.
And he spends tons of $$$ on computer games (wtf) and then lives on a diet of noodles and bread.
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I wouldn't want to socialize with you either considering how rude and judgemental you are about such basic stuff.
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Member Since: 2/2/2014
Posts: 5,381
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Originally posted by Can't_M!ss_This
I wouldn't say anything. Acne can appear on the penis or it could be some other kind of skin irritation. All that you would accomplish by asking him would be an awkward situation for both of you. Unless you two ever get sexually involved, it's not much of your business. There's also very little proof it is his Google question. If you just picked up the iPad and used it, is there a chance anybody else could do the same? It's either a serious question or a joke. Lord knows I've Googled some weird stuff on a friend's computer to see what their reaction would be
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Thanks! I've never had an STD or anything foreign on my body, so I couldn't have offered advice even if I wanted to. I just felt bad though. I think I'll just pretend I never saw it
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 25,504
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I swear to god, dutch girls cannot talk normally, they have to SHOUT. Like my dutch guys roomates are fine (with the exception that one of htem NEVER cleans the toilet after he takes a **** )
but the dutch girl upstairs she SHOUTS all the time it's annoying. And everyone makes so much noise, they are like horses
One of my male roomates is a musician and he has base guitars, drums and so on and it's actually better than the dutch girls from upstairs, just imagine.
And if you ask my roomates if they have problem with me, it would definitely be that I masturbate/have sex a lot I had a small **** addiction recently and I watched so much **** my god I swear they must know and then I've had sex a few times, but so have my roomates, so that should be ok. But the masturbating ... I am glad I calmed down. I would do it for like 2hours straight
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Member Since: 9/3/2011
Posts: 4,743
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Originally posted by Mariano
I swear to god, dutch girls cannot talk normally, they have to SHOUT. Like my dutch guys roomates are fine (with the exception that one of htem NEVER cleans the toilet after he takes a **** )
but the dutch girl upstairs she SHOUTS all the time it's annoying. And everyone makes so much noise, they are like horses
One of my male roomates is a musician and he has base guitars, drums and so on and it's actually better than the dutch girls from upstairs, just imagine.
And if you ask my roomates if they have problem with me, it would definitely be that I masturbate/have sex a lot I had a small **** addiction recently and I watched so much **** my god I swear they must know and then I've had sex a few times, but so have my roomates, so that should be ok. But the masturbating ... I am glad I calmed down. I would do it for like 2hours straight
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Now I would've thrown you out the window for those extra long masturbation series, especially if you're being loud af. My neighbour does that, he watches **** with his speakers, moans at the top of his lungs thinking these walls are sound-proof and all that happens in the middle of the night. One night I just had to bang against the wall and scream at him cause he woke me up at 5.
And if you think Dutch people are loud, try living with Cypriots and Arabs. Like you ain't gonna get no sleep
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 13,205
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Originally posted by Mariano
And if you ask my roomates if they have problem with me, it would definitely be that I masturbate/have sex a lot I had a small **** addiction recently and I watched so much **** my god I swear they must know and then I've had sex a few times, but so have my roomates, so that should be ok. But the masturbating ... I am glad I calmed down. I would do it for like 2hours straight
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jesus you're so messy
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Member Since: 4/6/2014
Posts: 12,514
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Originally posted by Mariano
I swear to god, dutch girls cannot talk normally, they have to SHOUT. Like my dutch guys roomates are fine (with the exception that one of htem NEVER cleans the toilet after he takes a **** )
but the dutch girl upstairs she SHOUTS all the time it's annoying. And everyone makes so much noise, they are like horses
One of my male roomates is a musician and he has base guitars, drums and so on and it's actually better than the dutch girls from upstairs, just imagine.
And if you ask my roomates if they have problem with me, it would definitely be that I masturbate/have sex a lot I had a small **** addiction recently and I watched so much **** my god I swear they must know and then I've had sex a few times, but so have my roomates, so that should be ok. But the masturbating ... I am glad I calmed down. I would do it for like 2hours straight
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God, you all seem like messes.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 23,488
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My housemates always turn up the fridge and it freezes my salad dressing
I can't even toss the salad
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 16,870
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I have a roommate qnd a housemate boh guys my age sharing a 1 bedroom apartment.
My housemate has a girlfriend. He sleeps in the living room and she comes over and they have loud sex at like 3 in the morning.
Then i guess my roommate gets horny from all that action cuz i will wake up for work at 8 am and he will be casually masturbating as if im not even there (our beds face each other so when i get up im looking straight at him)
I have a steady job. They do construction but they only get gigs when there is work available tho they do get paid a lot more when they do find work.
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Member Since: 11/13/2011
Posts: 8,525
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My roommate and I have been best friends since we meet at freshman orientation. He's the one person I can go to about anything really. Something fell through on his end with our off campus apartment next year so we replaced him and this will be my last year physically living with him, but I'm sure we will be friends for a while.
Unfortunately, he has this CRAZY ass girlfriend. And girls, I am not lying or being dramatic but this bitch is WILD.
They started sleeping together in September and by the end of the month they were dating. We (my friends and I, we have a big friend group thats just always hanging out in my roomate & I's room) were initially hesitant but warmed up to her because she seemed normal.
It all went south when she started getting comfortable with all of us.
First off, shes one of those people that tells you their entire life story right after meeting you. Like, I know more about this girl than I do about most of my friends. I could literally ask her for her social security number and she'd give it to me.
Second off, she's extremely insecure, so she can't take a joke. She loves joking about all of us but the SECOND it's turned around on her she has a hissy fit. Also she used to use the "F" slur and the "R" word earlier in the year until we gathered her and corrected her mess.
But girls when I say she's insecure I MEAN it lord. My roommate will get out of bed for ONE second. ONE, and the girl will be doing this fake ass lil' whine like "babyyyyyyy come back" and he'll be sitting as his desk doing his work for his DEGREE and she'll be whining like "whyyyy don't you do your work up hereeeeeeeee." Also she is CONSTANTLY talking about how sexy/hot/do-able other men are but the SECOND that my roommate brings another chica up you would think World War III began in our room because it is nothing but "I'm so ugly!!" "I look like a potato!!" Granted my roommate is good looking and could pull someone much more attractive than her, she isn't ugly. She just wants the attention and affection.
Also after my longest lecture days I come back into the room and she's sitting there like she pays rent. They have tickle fights all the time while I'm sitting in my bed/my desk/the couch and they literally think because I've tolerated it till now it's ok to do. Thank god they haven't tried doing it while I'm in the room I swear I'd drag them both to the garbage disposal and chuck them in.
Also she's always having mood swings. Like, its never 50/50 with her. She's either 100% unhappy and bitchy or 100% happy and nice. And you NEVER know why. Like girl we all have a lot going on, get it together.
Also she has literally cornered three of the members of our friend group including me asking "If 'roommate' and I break up will you still be friends with me?" Obviously none of us know how to answer that and fact being we were friends with him first so probably not but like... why would you ask that? It's because when she started dating my roommate she realized she liked all of us better than her older friends and kind of ditched them. They were ****** but whatever.
But it all piled up this winter break!
So I'm in Baltimore for Thanksgiving with family and she's back home. We're snapchatting because she wants me to help pick out a gift for him and she sends me a picture of this flannel on Urban Outfitters and asks me if I think he'll like it. I reply back no.
Context: I'm 5 glasses of wine deep, the snapchat was 4 seconds long, and I didn't see the flannel.
The next day, Urban is having a $20 flannel sale so obviously when my gracious mother takes me shopping there I pick out this nice lil' one and go on my merry way.
I come back to Uni the next week and I'm in my room taking off my coat and go "Look at what I got!" to one of my friends while the girlfriend is in the room. The girl GLARES at me and my feeble little mind puts 1+1 together and I realize WHOOPS I bought the same one that she probably bought for her boyfriend. She doesn't really say anything so I assume she's not bitter/doesn't really care, but LORD was I wrong.
The girl TEXTS me the next morning with this 5 paragraph MLA cited MESS telling me that she "can't ****ing believe I would ever do something like that" and that "I'm hellbent on destroying her life" and I did this to inconvenience her. We get into a fight (over text because she's weak and wouldn't do it face to face) and then accuses me of being a PSYCHOPATH that wants to ruin her life, ruin her relationship, etc.
Like...
So she's going on this tirade and spilling all of this FALSE tea and I literally replied to her with "I wish I had enough time in the day to dedicate my entire life to ruining yours but quite honestly I don't care about you enough to put that much effort in." I call her out on her ******** and she stops replying to me.
We made up a week later because I realized it was the mature thing to do but tbh it was just because I realized I'd rather have her on my good side so that when she ****s up eventually I can expose her tea.
Sorry for ranting but wow! Just needed to get this out and this was the perfect thread for it. Thank god I only have one more month of living with them. I'm honestly going to miss my roommate but his girlfriend literally became my third roommate and I am NOT ok with that.
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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^ I'm shouting
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Member Since: 6/22/2012
Posts: 26,585
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Quote:
Originally posted by gettsleazy
"I'm so ugly!!" "I look like a potato!!"
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I absolutely cracked up at this
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
Posts: 19,483
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Moving into the dorms in four months. Hopefully I won't have reason to post in here.
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Originally posted by gettsleazy
My roommate and I have been best friends since we meet at freshman orientation. He's the one person I can go to about anything really. Something fell through on his end with our off campus apartment next year so we replaced him and this will be my last year physically living with him, but I'm sure we will be friends for a while.
Unfortunately, he has this CRAZY ass girlfriend. And girls, I am not lying or being dramatic but this bitch is WILD.
They started sleeping together in September and by the end of the month they were dating. We (my friends and I, we have a big friend group thats just always hanging out in my roomate & I's room) were initially hesitant but warmed up to her because she seemed normal.
It all went south when she started getting comfortable with all of us.
First off, shes one of those people that tells you their entire life story right after meeting you. Like, I know more about this girl than I do about most of my friends. I could literally ask her for her social security number and she'd give it to me.
Second off, she's extremely insecure, so she can't take a joke. She loves joking about all of us but the SECOND it's turned around on her she has a hissy fit. Also she used to use the "F" slur and the "R" word earlier in the year until we gathered her and corrected her mess.
But girls when I say she's insecure I MEAN it lord. My roommate will get out of bed for ONE second. ONE, and the girl will be doing this fake ass lil' whine like "babyyyyyyy come back" and he'll be sitting as his desk doing his work for his DEGREE and she'll be whining like "whyyyy don't you do your work up hereeeeeeeee." Also she is CONSTANTLY talking about how sexy/hot/do-able other men are but the SECOND that my roommate brings another chica up you would think World War III began in our room because it is nothing but "I'm so ugly!!" "I look like a potato!!" Granted my roommate is good looking and could pull someone much more attractive than her, she isn't ugly. She just wants the attention and affection.
Also after my longest lecture days I come back into the room and she's sitting there like she pays rent. They have tickle fights all the time while I'm sitting in my bed/my desk/the couch and they literally think because I've tolerated it till now it's ok to do. Thank god they haven't tried doing it while I'm in the room I swear I'd drag them both to the garbage disposal and chuck them in.
Also she's always having mood swings. Like, its never 50/50 with her. She's either 100% unhappy and bitchy or 100% happy and nice. And you NEVER know why. Like girl we all have a lot going on, get it together.
Also she has literally cornered three of the members of our friend group including me asking "If 'roommate' and I break up will you still be friends with me?" Obviously none of us know how to answer that and fact being we were friends with him first so probably not but like... why would you ask that? It's because when she started dating my roommate she realized she liked all of us better than her older friends and kind of ditched them. They were ****** but whatever.
But it all piled up this winter break!
So I'm in Baltimore for Thanksgiving with family and she's back home. We're snapchatting because she wants me to help pick out a gift for him and she sends me a picture of this flannel on Urban Outfitters and asks me if I think he'll like it. I reply back no.
Context: I'm 5 glasses of wine deep, the snapchat was 4 seconds long, and I didn't see the flannel.
The next day, Urban is having a $20 flannel sale so obviously when my gracious mother takes me shopping there I pick out this nice lil' one and go on my merry way.
I come back to Uni the next week and I'm in my room taking off my coat and go "Look at what I got!" to one of my friends while the girlfriend is in the room. The girl GLARES at me and my feeble little mind puts 1+1 together and I realize WHOOPS I bought the same one that she probably bought for her boyfriend. She doesn't really say anything so I assume she's not bitter/doesn't really care, but LORD was I wrong.
The girl TEXTS me the next morning with this 5 paragraph MLA cited MESS telling me that she "can't ****ing believe I would ever do something like that" and that "I'm hellbent on destroying her life" and I did this to inconvenience her. We get into a fight (over text because she's weak and wouldn't do it face to face) and then accuses me of being a PSYCHOPATH that wants to ruin her life, ruin her relationship, etc.
Like...
So she's going on this tirade and spilling all of this FALSE tea and I literally replied to her with "I wish I had enough time in the day to dedicate my entire life to ruining yours but quite honestly I don't care about you enough to put that much effort in." I call her out on her ******** and she stops replying to me.
We made up a week later because I realized it was the mature thing to do but tbh it was just because I realized I'd rather have her on my good side so that when she ****s up eventually I can expose her tea.
Sorry for ranting but wow! Just needed to get this out and this was the perfect thread for it. Thank god I only have one more month of living with them. I'm honestly going to miss my roommate but his girlfriend literally became my third roommate and I am NOT ok with that.
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I am screaming. GO AWF on ha.
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
Posts: 37,592
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I'm screaming @ "I look like a potato!"
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Member Since: 2/15/2010
Posts: 26,154
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Not a roommate but my neighbour who can't seem to walk like a NORMAL person.
Bitch literally STOMPS when walking through her apartment and I am SICK of it.
I will be confronting her tomorrow about it. Either she's secretly a sumo-wrestler or her legs are made out of stone.
Regardless, it's NOT ok! How does one make so much noise with their legs?
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Member Since: 11/25/2008
Posts: 6,349
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Originally posted by Mariano
And if you ask my roomates if they have problem with me, it would definitely be that I masturbate/have sex a lot I had a small **** addiction recently and I watched so much **** my god I swear they must know and then I've had sex a few times, but so have my roomates, so that should be ok. But the masturbating ... I am glad I calmed down. I would do it for like 2hours straight
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Why don't you use headphones?
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My flatmate puts his dishes in the dishwasher with the rest of his meal and it is disgusting I have to empty the sieve every week
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
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Doing too much heroin and trying to have sex with me when he and his girlfriend get into it.
JK I live at home ahahaha
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Member Since: 2/2/2014
Posts: 6,765
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Where do I start.
1 She was a neat freak so everything had to be clean. Like I'm already a clean person but she would get angry at me for not making my bed some days
2 She was rude to my friends and was sooo judgemental of everyone. Like she would find a reason to hate every single person on our floor
3 She talked so f*cking loud and she would talk sh*t about our floor mates all the time and say the most terrible things. Like the walls are pretty thin so people could hear from like all the way down the hall. It was no wonder everyone hated both of us an gave me the stink eye because they associated her with me and thought I was part of it. Eventually they realized it was her and not me and I became friends with some of them.
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Member Since: 6/25/2011
Posts: 28,853
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Originally posted by Timber
Just that he likes to turn on the furnace too much. He asks if he can turn it on first and I always tell him yes even though it feels like I'm on the surface of the sun whenever it's on.
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I'm sorry but this made me laugh out loud!
You're so sweet!
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Originally posted by Auburn
When his friends visited I sent one of them to the hospital
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oop, break their back sis
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Member Since: 11/13/2009
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When I lived at school my freshman year roommate would always kick me out of the room when he had friends over and I eventually had enough of it and stopped leaving. He switched to a different room and my new roommate was 1000x better and is still my friend.
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